Our fine, fine, perfectly fine, and never having any network failures host UGO, which according to MSNBC is a “self-described underground entertainment site” (I guess this makes us the underground of the underground. Or maybe just the pink, fleshy underbelly.) is holding a web-athon for Gary Coleman. Apparently Gary is just broke, and, as he tells MSNBC News, “not having an income can be a really distasteful existence”.
Of course, now that we have driven Celine Dion into retirement, it may be time to assume a new cause for our underground masters. I mean, Gary’s gotta eat.