Not all publicity is good publicity

Posted on January 31, 2006 by Scott Jennings| 11 Comments

Remember the candidate for Minnesota’s governorship who was running on the Anakin Skywalker and impalement platform?

Someone else did, too.

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  • Aufero

    Apparently running for governor while you have outstanding warrants for your arrest is a bad idea. Who’d have thought it?

  • Staarkhand

    Witches = pagans = violent Satanists, how downright Christain of him.

  • Staarkhand

    Christian, my kingdom for an edit, or at least preview.

  • http://www.killtenrats.com Zubon

    *clap*

  • Xyntar

    Wearing a turtle neck with your satanic cloak, talk about a fashion faux pas.

  • Freakazoid

    But the turtle neck is CURSED! Those who are unworthy to wear it would be choked to death!

  • xaldin

    I still think it’d be refreshing to have a politician who at least admits openly that he’s just an evil parasite sucking the blood out of society.

  • DarkDryad

    Said it the first time…
    Hes a nutbag

  • http://www.eqclerics.org Boanerges

    Everyone has missed the real gem in that story

    Buried in the paper trails of lawsuits is an even stranger claim: that Sharkey once faked his own death.

    “I overdosed on over 120 tranquilizers,” Sharkey told WCCO-TV. “That definitely lowers your heartbeat real good.”

    He b smrt.

  • Evangolis

    I like the arguement that not signing his probation papers means the terms don’tr apply. He is right, of course, they don’t apply any more. And since they don’t, the court has every right to toss him in jail.

  • TPRJones

    Heh. He’s a stalker. Now there’s a big shock, eh?