I’m sure this puts me on a few watch lists.

Tip: When saying farewell to close friends, always be sure to yell “YARR” loudly when demonstrating the automatic weapons.

  • http://www.hateguild.net Antarius

    He’s leaving to go join an Al Queda cell operating in Texas.

    You heard it hear first.

  • Malderi

    That’s a big WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT there…

  • http://www.cesspit.net/ Abalieno

    Chuck Norris?

  • Technogeek

    Don’t be silly, Antarius. al-Qaeda got their start fighting the Russians, remember? That’s a grudge Internet people don’t let go of easily.

  • http://ambernight.org Amber Night

    “I killed a 50 foot Shriner and all I got was this crappy fez…”

    Amber

  • Freakazoid

    I thought “yarr” was reserved for pirates? Yours is more of a rebel, “Free my peoples!”

    Anyway, where’d you get that snazzy rug?

  • jnfr

    OMG, Lum’s going to work for Puzzle Pirates!

  • Nicademus

    Is the AKM part of the severance package? Or was it standard issue from CS?

  • Gil Avalon

    Dont sweat it Lum. I’m pretty sure you were already on those watch lists. :)

  • http://ve3d.ign.com/ Apache

    lol

  • Kalain

    Should I be more worried that Lum owns such a device, or that I am not suprised in the least by this picture?

  • http://blog.funtax.org funtax

    This is only troubling if you DON’T have an “aim away” agreement with Scott.

  • Walter Y

    You got tha “aim away” agreement? Ha! I got the “You’ll get 10 minutes warning” agreement.

  • http://www.camelotherald.com Sanya

    Nothing says friendship like “I’ll let you know when I start cooking the napalm.”

  • Turlow

    I think the lesson to be learned here is always let Scott win at HOI2.

  • http://www.eqclerics.org Boanerges

    Somewhere out there Jack Thompson is preparing a press release while cackling gleefully.

    The good news is I think this officially qualifies Lum to run for governor of Minnesota.

  • http://www.shadowclan.org ogur

    Semi-automatic weapons to insure safe and trouble free relocation FTW!

  • Furiously

    The overall fuzziness, the facial hair, and what I am mentally putting into his faction expression makes this a masterpiece work.

    I really think you need a manafesto.

  • http://hgamer.blogspot.com Heartless Gamer

    There is only one fine state that would welcome such a man with open arms… TX.

  • Joe

    Is this the kind of thing where if we draw a cartoon of Mark Jacobs, you’ll be sent after us?

  • Joe

    Also, you look like Christopher Hitchens’ evil twin.

  • scottj

    > Anyway, where\’e2\’80\’99d you get that snazzy rug?

    Uzbekistan. It was a USSR-era propaganda banner from May Day parades.

    > Is this the kind of thing where if we draw a cartoon
    > of Mark Jacobs, you\’e2\’80\’99ll be sent after us?

    You missed the memo about me not working there any more I take it?

  • savagex

    I s that a unit flag? which one?

  • savagex

    Bah i should read more

  • Jayce

    Am I the only one who thinks this bears an eerie resemblance to that famous picture of Lee Harvey Oswald holding the newspaper?

  • http://hgamer.blogspot.com Heartless_

    “Am I the only one who thinks this bears an eerie resemblance to that famous picture of Lee Harvey Oswald holding the newspaper?”

    Buahahahaha…

  • http://studio.fiercekitten.com/ Georgia

    OI VEY ^_^; Scott, you look psycho :P

  • http://www.station.sony.com John Smedley

    Scott – email me

    John Smedley

  • Joe

    ^

    !!!!

    Someone’s getting the call up to the big leagues…

  • http://hgamer.blogspot.com Rap Coaster

    Scott – call me. Cell phone please.

  • http://www.damnedvulpine.com/ J.

    Damn, Scott, I hope you’ve packed more since then.

  • fatnerd

    learn some proper trigger discipline plskthx

  • http://hgamer.blogspot.com President Bush

    Call me Scott, I’m an expert on public opinion makeovers.

  • Kalain

    While we’re requesting calls, I could you call papa john’s for me? I need a pepperoni with extra cheese. Thanks. And best of luck.

  • Vladimir Putin

    Scott,

    Call me on the red phone.

  • ajeba

    Scott, It’s only game!

  • Raz

    Was this photo from your failed audition for lead in Syriana?

  • =j

    The thought plickens:

    It seems the DC Online is working out of Austin too…

    I pray he is not headed for that particular trash heap.

  • Joe

    Someone needs to make a game card out of this.

  • http://www.eqclerics.org Boanerges

    Don’t call Smed, Scott. It’s a trap.