Today’s example of “People Unclear On The Concept” is brought to you by the state of Michigan

Posted on April 3, 2006 by Scott Jennings| 16 Comments

A Redford, Michigan man is tired of children getting in the way of his “Den of Love” with his wife and is telling his entire neighborhood about it.

No, wait. That doesn’t reach enough people. Let’s tell the entire Internet about it.

You know, maybe it’s just me, but this is not high on the list of things I’d want the Internet to know about.

Valentina’s reply was short and sweet, “You know what? He’ll live.”

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  • Nicademus

    Jesus the guy’s daughter is TWO MONTHS OLD. I guess when the bitch didn’t walk it off and restart the three way orgies after two weeks he was forced to take drastic measures.

  • Ken

    At least he got his 20 minutes of fame.

  • Blake

    Brains aren’t a requirement here in Michigan. Actually in some cases I think people choose not to use what little they were born with. Coming from NJ to Michigan was a bit of a culture shock, to say the least.

  • Aaron

    It all leads to bigger and worse things. The kids need to learn to sleep where they belong – in their beds. Unless you’ve been there you don’t get it and it’s not mostly about sex. The worst nights sleep I’ll ever get are the ones where the kids sneak into bed with us. More power to the guy, though some counceling might have been a little bit less – harsh.

  • http://blog.funtax.org funtax

    I can understand keeping the newborn in the bedroom – what with the werewolves and highwaymen that haunt the dark expanses of Michigan – but there’s NO excuse for the fact that the two year old isn’t spending his nights toiling in a spandex mine like any decent child would.

  • http://www.grimwell.com Grimwell

    Blake — careful what you tell the natives about where you come from. We shoot strangers ’round here!

  • RedWick

    Knowing people from Redford, this story does not suprise me much.

  • Bitti

    Heh, he was a convicted sex offender. Teh Intarwebs = the biggest glass house in the universe.

  • Brask Mumei

    The husband is quite correct that his wife spoils people. Her problem was that the first person she spoiled was the husband.

  • http://ambernight.org Amber

    From tfa: “Did You See Me On Geraldo Rivera’s Show[?]“

    The cynical part of me (which is to say all of me) believes this to be the real reason behind the “strike.” If he’s really lucky he’ll get a book deal, maybe even go on some kind of bizarre redneck lecture circuit. I don’t for a minute think this is anything more than a silly publicity stunt.

  • Blake

    From Grimwell: Blake \’e2\’80\rdblquote careful what you tell the natives about where you come from. We shoot strangers \’e2\’80\’99round here!

    Sometimes I think a shot to the chest would make things better around here, so fire away! =)

  • Xanthippe

    Poor guy, his wife isn’t paying any attention to him, and instead is caring for their 2 month old and 2 year old. Awwwwww.

    Sounds like a selfish SOB to me. Maybe he could step up a little more and help out with the children.

    That’s what we call foreplay around my house.

  • ajeba

    Maybe he should take up WoW.

  • ajeba

    Or better yet go buy Sex in Second Life.

  • max

    I’ve been married 22 years. I’ve never thought of myself as hubby. The word makes me cringe.

  • http://intrepidcardplayer.blogspot.com Guido

    I am, unfortunately, not in the least bit surprised. Take it from someone who makes his life in public safety, people are indeed very, very broken.

    This Hubby On Strike thing is comedy, but that video he has linked from his website ( http://www.husbandonstrike.com/2006/04/must-see-video_06.html ), has got to be the most hilariously tragic thing I have seen in a good long time. Talk about forgetting your meds!

    Jesus wept.