Mein Kampf, 2006 edition

Ahmadinejad in his own words. For those keeping track, the spokesperson for a country close to achieving nuclear weapons capability is puzzled that Israel appears on maps, lectures the US on 9/11, takes the moral high ground on Iraq and Afghanistan, and avers that the only solution to these problems is a disavowal of democracy and a forcible embrace of Islam.

Yay for Earth.

  • Legume

    I hope that his Arabic is more coherent than his Englsh. On the other hand, it doesn’t matter. Hopeless craziness can’t be concealed for long by proper syntax.

  • internetjack

    Its an interesting read from a cultural perspective. Assuming its an authentic appeal to Bush’s religious morals, it really shows what a disconnect there is between the mid east mindset of religion and politics and the west’s. Sure our politicians give the nod to their religious constituents, but its pretty well understood that its capitalism that drives this country and not religiously inspired morals. In Iran(or at least for the president), the letter seems to indicate its the other way around, with religious beliefs coming first, and commerce following.

    Not exactly a deep insight, I know, but I still find the drive of the letter to be an interesting example of how our different cultures view the world.

    Cheers

  • Megaera

    The sad thing is that I could easily mistake Ahmadinejad letter for some of the stuff my moonbat far left/right friends email me.

  • http://www.damnedvulpine.com J.

    And if you listen to Nobel Prize winner Shirin Ebadi, who only returned to her home country two years ago after winning the prize, she’ll say the only president she has is just war hawking and not to take him seriously when he says Israel should be nuked, because Iranians don’t either.

  • Erkht

    Thanks for the link..

    Having carefully read the letter, up until the verses and koran-thumping, he was actually making a few points, maybe pointing them at the wrong people, but points nonetheless.. When I saw how much religious goo was being spewed, however, I came to see the true meaning of the phrase “holy shit”…

    I truly wonder what % of the world are atheist, or at least agnostic.. To someone “faith-challenged” like myself, all the religious stuff just makes the letter that much scarier..

    These … superstitious hordes (regardless of which deity you follow), seem to really be ready to drag us all down into their self-fulfilling cajun-style conflaguration-prophecy with lemming-like glee..

    Yep, nothing like mixing politics and religion, two great tastes that…. bleah.

  • Woog

    Heh. Did you catch the part about 9/11 being perpetrated by the US government? I’m not sure if that has more to do with failure to comprehend that the USA is, at least in theory, a free society where the government has, at least in theory, no business sticking its nose into the affairs of private citizens, or if it was all the fault of those dirty Jews who control every aspect of America.

  • http://www.edgecase.net/devsite Cael

    Nothing to add, except that grammar and and textual style indicate that this letter was originally written in Farsi and then translated to English on a sentence by sentence basis.

  • Larry Lard

    It starts off pretty sensible. Note that there are plenty of Americans with questions about 9/11, and not all of them are clearly batshit insane (eg AK Dewdney, who used to write the ‘Computer Recreations’ column for Scientific American’). And thinking that the founding of the modern state of Israel was a mistake in geopolitical terms is hardly controversial (please note this isn’t a comment on what should or should not be done today).

    Of course, page 4 is delightfully fruity.

  • http://www.theworldtakes.com damijin

    Ahmadinejad is the kind of guy I can really rally behind. Not so much for his ideas or religious ramblings, but mostly for his facial hair.

    The guy just knows how to wear a beard. Too frequently we find the middle east dominated by that 1980s Saddam mustache thing. Not Ahmadinejad though, no sir. He steps up and says “HEY WORLD, CHECK OUT MY FULL GULLET OF WELL GROOMED MANLINESS.” And I think we can all agree; that’s a lesson the whole world could learn from.

  • Eskie

    Ahmadinejad is a pretty intelligent person, and he does have some valid points in that letter – for example:

    Guantanamo: The prison was established there because the treatment of the inmates would not be possible under US laws, and US laws dont apply there.

    Secret interrogation facilities in Europe: Those are confirmed, and it is also confirmed that at least once an innocent person was abducted.

    If Ahmadinejad questions if it is a good thing to praise freedom and ensure human rights through laws, and then ship some people out of the country so their rights are not protected by the in-country legal system anymore, his question is more than valid.

    Also, Ahmadinejad questions the reasoning behind the war in Iraq. As is commonly accepted today, Iraq did not possess MWDs, and it is also commonly accepted that documents pointing out the fact that Iraq did not have them were brought to the attention of the US government, but the government didnt include them in their decision making process. This of course leads to the question why a false reason for the war was given to the public, and then one needs to question why most of the contracts and international money aids given to non-Iraqi companies for resource exploitation or rebuilding were given to US companies. No doubt US companies had a big interest in the war, and the ties between Wall Street and the White House have always been very close.

    I dont want to go into detail, Ill just conclude that he has some valid points.

    On the other side, if somebody openly talks about deleting another state off the world map, and then strives for nuclear technology at the same time, I have to call him a hypocrite if he tries to justify his nuclear research with civilian goals.

    Ahmadinejad is pretty much playing the “you are not holier than me, so you dont have a legitimate, moral basis to attack me from” game – its to counter Mr. Bushs public wordings that always try to justify any of his actions as being done to ensure and promote freedom.

  • http://www.clockworkworlds.com Grax

    I think that if Ahmadinejad ran for American president in 2008, he’d have a decent chance of winning. The 50% or so citizens of our country that are stupider than the tip of my dick would appreciate how “liberalism” is used in the letter as a bad word.

    Christianity and Islam are awful memeplexes that I would really love to see fight each other to the death. Unfortunately, the collateral damage is no fun, so we’ll have to figure something else out. Suggestion: build a Christian Heaven MMOG and put all the Christian idiots there forever, and build an Islamic Heaven MMOG filled with raisins* and keep Muslims there. Let the secularists inherit the world (hopefully Scientologists won’t fill the power vacuum — although, it must be admitted that if we then built a Scientology MMOG it would probably be really fucking fun).

    *http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,2763,631357,00.html (“Luxenberg ‘s new analysis, leaning on the Hymns of Ephrem the Syrian, yields “white raisins” of “crystal clarity” rather than doe-eyed, and ever willing virgins – the houris. Luxenberg claims that the context makes it clear that it is food and drink that is being offerred, and not unsullied maidens or houris.”)

  • andro

    Oh well, better send in the tanks quickly then. It’s only a matter of time before he invades Poland.

  • http://ambernight.org Amber

    …puzzled that Israel appears on maps, lectures the US on 9/11, takes the moral high ground on Iraq and Afghanistan…

    Seriously, the Bush bashing is getting out of hand…

  • con

    Too bad we can’t intervene at all unless directly attacked. It would be cool if we could do something before things get completely out of hand.

  • Prussian_knight

    Eskie said:

    Secret interrogation facilities in Europe: Those are confirmed, and it is also confirmed that at least once an innocent person was abducted.

    I must have missed that confirmation. I also must have misinterpreted the EU’s conclusion that they do not exist.

  • Merkwurdigliebe

    Ug. Time to move out to my Unabomber-style Shack ™ and cower under my Protective Blanket of Fear ™. Life in the matrix is looking better and better. At least there we get a reset button every 100 years.

  • Jurrasic

    To paraphrase the Joker: “This world needs an enema.”

  • Eskie

    In response to Prussian_knight:

    You might also have missed that the EU’s “conclusion” was sharply criticized by a lot of the member countries. It’s playing nice with the US and trying to cover up own mistakes.

    Furthermore, representatives of Mrs. Condoleezza Rice confirmed that Khaled el-Masri, a German citizen of Lebanese origin, was abducted by the CIA and held in an US prison in Afghanistan because his last name appeared on a list of known terrorists. His abduction was justified by stating that he was suspected to have a false passport. As turned out later, his passport was genuine.

    He was released after 5 months because the US “no longer had evidence or intelligence to justify his continued detention”. However, after being asked if the US had any evidence to hold him in the first place, the officials declined the answer. Shady at least if you ask me.

  • Elistor

    Ohh I’ve got a great idea for a new reality TV show. “Holy Wars” where you take 10,000 religious nuts*(enthusiastic volunteers only of course) from each religion (only qualifier being they can muster the 10,000), find a remote area of the world (wall off a chunk of the outback one season, Siberia another. Themes for that season you know.) and give them 3 months to train and then 6 months to slaughter each other. At the end of the season the horde with the highest survivor to kill ratio gets the title of “most holy”, well until the next season. I’m thinking limit them to pre-gunpowder era arms and whatever they can build on there own in the 9 month season.

    *Note: religious nut in this context denotes any man/woman/child who is willing, for any reason, to kill me simply because I don’t worship there deity/deities.

    And yes I know if there is a hell I’m going there just for this post alone. ;-)

  • Gunblade

    “Liberalism and Western style democracy have not been able to help realize the ideals of humanity. Today these two concepts have failed.”

    I don’t care how god damn intelligent you are. But the arrogancy of that statement just throws his whole god damn speach out the freaking window, possibly intelligence too. If he was so smart, he would not just look at it from an Iran perspective of the fact that we supported the old Monarchy there to promote industry. (The U.K. did too)

    Fuck that guy, fuck his government, and fuck his “nuclear power program”. I am not nuclear power expert. But you don’t need to enrich uranium or buy missles from NK for power. Especially in a country FULL OF OIL. I can’t wait until he does something stupid, he deserves an ass whoopin.

    On top of that. What the hell is humanity to that sick fuck? Wasn’t it recently they started allowing women to go see Soccer Games? Yeah…humanity right there. Along with dismissing the Holocaust.

    Man I could go on, but it’s pointless. It won’t stop anything.

  • RobertB

    Haha! I just love to read americans getting worked up and bringing their “mojo” out… I, for one, am looking forward to seeing the US getting asswhooped and sandwiched between angry Iraqis and mad Iranians.

    Iran is being played by the US in an attempted geopolitical coup’d etat in the middle-east. This has been on the chalk board all since Bush drew up his “Axis of Evil” thesis. I think Iran is doing a fine job sticking Bush’s nose in his own turds.

    I, for one, am looking forward to seeing the US break down economicaly and militarily. It will be a happy day for the rest of the world.

  • Spur

    I think we will see more of this stuff coming from crackpot Ahmadinejad, he knows he can pretty much mock Bush with impunity:

    1) Bush will be on the way out in a couple of years.

    2) The UN Security Council will never reach agreement on sanctions.

    3) Iraq has shown that the US military wouldnt stand a snowball in hells chance if it invaded Iran (far more formidable than Iraq.)

    4) World opinion is against the US. After 9/11, the US had the sympathy and backing of nearly the entire world. Still did when it wanted to get Bin Laden from Afghanistan. The handling of the Iraq situation has turned opinion completely.

  • Ian

    Politics. Don’t get me started.

  • Amaranthar

    RobertB, if you think that then screw you. What, you think the US government hasn’t seen that a long time ago? Why do you think we’re cleaning up Afghanistan now? Why do you think that there’s a push on US troop pullout from Iraq?
    We’re getting ready, just keep watching. Oh, and don’t let your low road thinking get the better of you. You’ll be jumping for joy soon, but if you had the mental foresight to look down the road instead, you’d see what’s going on and I have no doubts you wouldn’t be as happy.

    Iranian president? He could have had tenure at Colorado by now. Much more secure future.

  • Squeax

    We don’t need to invade Iran to remind them of their proper place in the grand scheme of things.

    Uranium enrichment is a hugely energy-intensive process. Bomb the power grid and electric powerplants to the point when electricity in Tehran will be availalble only for two hours on Saturday night.

    Very much the same thing can be done with water, sewage, road infrastructures, airports and seaports terminals, etc. No more uranium enrichment. No more of much anything, really.

    Invasion? Who needs it?