Well, That’s A Relief

Posted on June 14, 2006 by Scott Jennings| 10 Comments

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  • http://www.damnedvulpine.com J.

    I AM NOT SWAYED BY YOUR SIGN SIR
    I WILL EAT SALAD AT WENDYS INSTEAD
    THE LITTLE ORANGE SLICES ARE GOOD AND ASIAN

  • http://ambernight.org Amber

    I admire Anonymous Fast Food Restaurant’s moxy. While his or her competitors are happy with the status quo, this restaurant manager stood up and said “NO MORE CONTRACTIONS!”

    The revolution is coming folks. You’re either with the contractions or you are not.

  • xzzy

    > I admire Anonymous Fast Food Restaurant\’e2\’80\’99s moxy.

    If I had to guess I would say it is a McDonald’s sign. They have been pushing an “asian salad” lately?

    (note lack of contractions, don’t want to anger the anti-contraction regime)

  • Lophat

    It would be awesome if that was the Taco Cabana sign on MLK.

  • http://www.eqclerics.org Boanerges

    Not the funniest sign ever but still pretty good. Check out the Taco Bell sign on this site tho.
    http://mundy.org/BestSigns.html

    Interesting question raised by the McD sign tho: if it isn’t good, can I sue for false advertising?

  • Baroo

    For full effect, that last line must be read in a throaty Ron Burgundy I-want-to-be-on-you voice.

  • http://www.slydesblog.com Slyde

    Sure beats their old sign…

    “Try our new Asian Salad… it sucks balls!”

  • http://hgamer.blogspot.com Heartless Gamer

    /sigh

  • =j

    TOSS OUR NEW
    PREMIUM ASIAN’S SALAD
    HE IS GOOD

  • Woog

    “(note lack of contractions, don\’e2\’80\’99t want to anger the anti-contraction regime)”

    Your distain for contrations makes me angry. Why all the hate? I thought we’d worked through all these issues already.