Finally, A Real Benchmark of Quality

Posted on July 5, 2006 by Scott Jennings| 12 Comments

While watching SciFi network (or more accurately, while it’s on in the background…)

Me: “Are you watching porn?”
Her: “No.”
Me: “I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen acting that bad outside of porn.”

Edit: Just in case you’re not clear on the horror, Variety actually posted a review, which I’m pretty sure is the only reviewer to sit through the movie. Send him a beer.

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  • http://www.damnedvulpine.com J.

    Story in a game is like an overquoted game developer talking about porn.
    Not you, Lum.

  • Lophat

    From a user review on IMDB: “It seems more for kids and is aimed at getting them back to God and the church.”

    Jesus porn!

  • http://www.theworldtakes.com damijin

    I cruised past it last night while trying to find something less terrible. But, just for a second, I debated watching it… again :(

  • Megaera

    Try having some show like Dragon Ball Z or Naruto on in another room. I swear everytime I go over to my brother’s house his kids are watching porn.

    UUUUUUURRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!
    Huff…Huff..huff… pant…pant…
    AHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • Amaranthar

    Hehe, Megaera, I used to ask my son why the guy didn’t just attack before the other “powers up”. It was like a shoot out and one guys starts loading his gun while the other stands there smirking. Hilarious. But yeah, I see your reference. In this age is cartoon porn it can be quite alarming listening from another room.

  • Merkwurdigliebe

    An “LLC presentation.” Hermmmm, any company that is NAMED “Limited Liability Company” is going to have problems from the get go.

  • Lietgardis

    “We’ve just had a visit from Satan. I’ve got to call the police.”

    Is that really the appropriate response?

  • http://www.eqclerics.org Boanerges

    It is if you’re Whitney Houston

  • http://www.nut-shack.com/phpBB2/index.php Kithias

    Satan = Bobby Brown?

  • The Alien

    It’s his Purgatory. He can do what he wants to do.

  • Nicademus

    You people clearly have no appreciation of perfomance art. All you can do is focus on the dialog, which was clearly just a vehicle for the subtle facial expression acting going on all around you.

    They laughed at Edison when he said the world was flat!!! And look at him now!

  • Lophat

    They laughed at Edison when he said the world was flat!!! And look at him now!

    Dead?