“AM I NOT MERCIFUL, KIN KADE?”

Posted on July 19, 2006 by Scott Jennings| 27 Comments

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  • Freakazoid

    If they had done this ~12 years ago, they might’ve had some success following the Mortal Kombat craze.

  • Pander

    God willing, no they wouldn’t.

    I thought it was supremely bad until I highlighted the character pictures. As the black and white transmogrified into color, horrible color, I knew I was wrong.

    Goatse was never this insidious.

  • Bobwl

    Man that lighter and demo CD are gonna be worth Uber bucks on E-BAY in ten years, Like a first draft copy of the original “Plan Nine from Outspace” script. ……. But with out the literary quality of that gem :)

  • http://www.mmogchart.com SirBruce

    THE SHOCK BAND – a bracelet worn by the player where if a finishing move is done, the loser receives a small totally controlled and harmless shock.

  • blachawk

    “Goatse was never this insidious.”

    God how I miss that man and his sufficiently prolapsed orifice.

    GIVE ME GOATSE OR GIVE ME DEATH!

  • http://www.bizertainment.com chabuhi

    This should be a joke. Otherwise it doesn’t fit into my brain through any of the openings.

    Reminds me of “Blood Bath” (I think that was the name of that game).

  • Esoteric

    I had the pleasure of reading some of the “Story” which seemed to be written suspiciously like a screen-play.

    I smell movie distribution in the works. These people are going places.

  • KilljoyX

    Kyla’s HAWT.

  • http://illusorycontrol.blogspot.com RickR

    I find it humourous that the “Art” button on the navigation sidebar is a dead link.. :)

  • http://www.eqclerics.org Boanerges

    Ah, the joys of B-grade games… or, in the case of this one more like a C+. It’s far from awful (at least it looks playable) but it’s doubtful it will go anywhere. It’s basically a Streel Mortal Calibur Killer rehash. And please, if you’re going to post pictures of the actors, please give them REAL weapons to hold and not tin-foil-wrapped cardboard plzthx.

  • Big Gulp

    I like how Kin Kade is wearing a Mork from Ork 70′s era winter vest. Pure class.

  • Rich

    WARNING:
    GALLOPING GHOST PRODUCTIONS
    is not responsible for damages cause by you fighting to this rocking music.

  • Oz

    Isn’t the Galloping Ghost some Scooby-Doo villian? I seem to remember that name from my pop-tart filled breakfasts back in the days of yore.

  • Megaera

    Warning: following this link will actually make you stupid.

    DEAR GOD WHY DIDN’T I HEED THE WARNING!!!! :(

  • Megaera

    Isn\’e2\’80\’99t the Galloping Ghost some Scooby-Doo villian? I seem to remember that name from my pop-tart filled breakfasts back in the days of yore.

    Nope. The Galloping Ghost had his own cartoon.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buford_and_the_Galloping_Ghost

    He was the ghost of an old 49er who ran a dude ranch with some teenage girls….. which was pretty much a remake of Capt. Caveman… which was a remake ….. well, you get the idea.

  • http://www.slydesblog.com Slyde

    yeah, but does it have precasting?

  • KEtCHUP

    “yeah, but does it have precasting?”

    and counselors?

  • CDog

    Titan is my hero.

  • CDog

    Oh.. And any comment about how this will impact the super secret upcoming NC mmo ‘Cosplay Fighter’?

    Inquiring minds, ya know.

  • http://abby.mmrpg.info/d-n/index.php?sid=e6d3e1b39558673dc096192e3818c01a Lee Quillen

    Nothing quite like opening that window in a tab (and forgetting about it) while browsing other sites…
    then getting to it 15-20 minutes later with no recollection of why you had that up.

    A most unhappy note to call it a night to.

  • perianwyr

    Kin Kade: Martial Artist of Light.

  • http://www.TheJadedGamer.net Joey Connelly

    And here I was thinking that they had stopped making games for the 3DO. Time to break out the FZ-1!!

  • Jurrasic

    BUT…….Will it run on Linux?

    oops, wrong comment board.

  • http://www.nut-shack.com/phpBB2/index.php Kithias

    [b]Warning: following this link will actually make you throw up in your mouth.[/b]

    Fixed.

  • http://www.nut-shack.com/phpBB2/index.php Kithias

    Warning: you’re not on a phpbb forum, dumb ass.

    Fixed… x2.

  • Toejob

    Looks like someone went “hogging” at a bar during last call to pick up the female models in this.

  • http://www.snappingturtle.net/flit BruceR

    Trenton?