Moments of Surrealism: AGC

Breathless reporter with microphone: “We’re with Jack Emmert of Cryptic Studios, makers of City of Heroes. Jack, what are you doing right now?”
Jack Emmert. feet up on the desk: “I’m reading the paper online.”
Reporter: “Really!”

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“So, these guys are offering software that will automatically nerf players of classes that are the most popular.”
“That sounds like all kinds of fun.”
“Yeah. Their slogan is ‘No More Nerfs’”.
“Is their spokesperson Bizarro Superman?”

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How NCsoft recruits programmers:

  • http://www.gamesentry.com Orion

    That’d sell me! haha

    Hrm, have I seen that guy on the corner by the highway?

  • http://www.fiercekitten.com/ Georgia

    ROFL… priceless. I wonder if that works… hrm.

  • http://www.damnedvulpine.com J.

    Yes, and the guy made two different signs. Wednesday was just black and white, the second for Thursday on was in color.

  • http://www.beafraid.com Hellfire

    Desperation thine name is Crayola.

  • chabuhi

    I bet the benefits are great. Could you sketch out the bonus structure in chalk on the playground for me?