Remember: if caught outside your homes, DO NOT GIVE CANNIBALS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

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http://www.uopowergamers.com blachawk

I liked the ‘if there’s a male in the car next to yours in the parking lot, flee for your life’.
Bigwig

Now those are some sincere holiday wishes
Jobrill

Hey. Wait. I’m a Male. And I often take a nap in my car during lunch hour when I’m a bit tired.

…I hope no ladies who have read this flier park next to me.

Or maybe I do. Cuz watching a lady in high heels run screaming across the parking lot would probably be sorta funny.
=j

What if they demand your pants too?
http://bloo.playnet.com/blogger.html bloo

“A running target is hit 4 in 100 times and even then it most likely it will not be a vital organ, so run preferably in a zigzag direction.” [sic]

Serpentine! Serpentine!
Woog

I just carry a loaded pistol and call it a day… O.o