My Spam Is Getting Weirder, And Apparently From The Seventies

Posted on June 24, 2007 by Scott Jennings| 13 Comments

From the thousands or so of comment spam caught daily by these stalwart filters:

Hello, my name is Anna! As you can probably tell, I’m a Christian woman who loves Jesus Christ and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don’t know is that I’m hot. My picture below isn’t really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage Christian women (my sisters in Christ) to do the same, according to the Great Commission.

Dude.

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  • http://ve3d.ign.com/ Apache

    been surfing the nun pron again? :)

  • M Grey

    Follow the link to FREECOG. This was an anti-cult group that eventually merged with the Cult Awareness Network, that was then bought by the Church of Scientology. I feel like I’m wading in waist-high irony.

  • http://random-battle.com Cameron Sorden

    “…what you probably don’t know is that I’m hot.”

    Wow. That’s all I’ve got. Just, wow.

  • Walter Yarbrough

    TTIWWOP

  • http://www.psychochild.org/ Psychochild

    There are some things you just can’t unlearn. Thanks, Scott, I could have gone my whole life without learning what “Flirty Fishing” was. :P

  • Elbows

    Best. Cult. Ever.

    Could you imagine how annoying the conversation afterwards would be though? Nothing like religious talk to ruin the mood.

  • http://www.plutospage.com/wow/ yunk

    Scientology sued and bought them out because they called Scientology a cult. Now all cult-watch groups tiptoe around the Scientology debate. No one can stand up to their army of lawyers.

    Anyway, Your ideas intrigue me and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • ajeba

    So many jokes, so little time.

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  • Jeoda

    I,ve been married in online games 2 times,one turned out to be an indian gal(19yrs old) from canada,who still shouts a little to me on MSN chat ,but now is RL married and the other one i’m not sure about,but (she) was very good at getting me to believe ,that I was henpecked.LOL Our weddings were in an out of the world temple ,that had royal trappings. Webcam was handy for honeymoon.

  • Mr_PeaCH

    Bah! You can clearly see this cult has gotten with the times. From the tie-dyed 70′s to the 21st century, I am pleased to announce that what you have there is:

    Flirty Phishing.

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  • http://www.damnedvulpine.com/ J.

    Seems like the spam has reverted to casinos, free drugs and porn.