If The Goreans Take Over, Women Will Be Forced To Wear Revealing Silk Burkas

There are so many things wrong with this article, it defies my ability to count. Literally every paragraph has some sort of inaccuracy!

 On the darker side, there are also weapons armouries in SL where people can get access to guns, including automatic weapons and AK47s. Searches of the SL website show there are three jihadi terrorists registered and two elite jihadist terrorist groups.

Once these groups take up residence in SL, it is easy to start spreading propaganda, recruiting and instructing like minds on how to start terrorist cells and carry out jihad.

That’s right – al’Qaeda’s new frontier? SECOND LIFE.

 Rohan Gunaratna, author of Inside al-Qa’ida, says it is a new phenomena that, until now, has not been openly discussed outside the intelligence community.

But he says security agencies are extremely concerned about what home-grown terrorists are up to in cyberspace. He believes the dismantling and disruption of military training camps in Afghanistan and Pakistan after September 11 forced terrorists to turn to the virtual world.

Obviously Mr. Gunaratna hasn’t been getting the news from Pakistan recently.  Understandable, he’s busy infiltrating W-Hat looking for the WMDs, I guess. But fear not! There are, of course, terrorists in Second Life. SOVIET terrorists.

Nobody likes me calling it a Leninist conspiracy, but that’s because they take these two words very literally. Leninist merely means people for whom the ends justifies the means, that is, they believe their cause, which is to disrupt the grid and have people not take it seriously, justifies even violent and criminal means, just as the Bolsheviks did. They also understand, as Lenin did, the usefulness of having people smeared like “Prokofy Neva” or “Mia Linden,” and they understand the utilitarian value of the useful idiots like Tateru, who distract from the conspirators. And here, conspiracy is used not in some tinfoil outerspace notion, but in the direct, criminal-code language defining overt acts planned and committed by two or more people in a group.

But you World of Warcraft players snickering into your temporarily undersized shoulder pads should know that the terrorists ARE INSIDE THE HOUSE. DO NOT PUT DOWN THE PHONE.

Kevin Zuccato, head of the Australian High Tech Crime Centre in Canberra, says terrorists can gain training in games such as World of Warcraft in a simulated environment, using weapons that are identical to real-world armaments.

Zuccato told an Australian Security Industry Association conference in Sydney that people intent on evil no longer had to travel to the target they wanted to attack to carry out reconnaissance. He said they could use virtual worlds to create an exact replica and rehearse an entire attack online, including monitoring the response and ramifications.

“We need to start thinking about living, working and protecting two worlds and two realities,” Zuccato says.

I do agree with Messr. Zuccato: we need to start thinking. It would be a nice change of pace, at any rate.

  • JuJutsu

    “Searches of the SL website show there are three jihadi terrorists registered and two elite jihadist terrorist groups.”

    So they finally fixed the search?

  • http://ambernight.org Amber

    Toontown is our last line of defense. If they crack the “Secret Friends” code, we are well and truly fucked.

    So they finally fixed the search?

    You owe me a keyboard JuJutsu.

  • http://www.webcomicsnation.com/patmyers Interlocutron

    I’m still trying to get over the claim that WoW uses weapons identical to those used in real life. Or how you can possibly train by auto-attacking. I’m pretty sure I’m just as proficient in using a staff as I was 3 years ago. (Although, maybe if my character could spin his staff, I could learn how in real life!)

    Also, why do they need online worlds to run a simulation? You could program that into freaking Bard’s Tale.

  • Skelanth

    I like revealing silk burkas…

  • Nate

    Thank goodness Blizzard fixed the line of sight issues so you can’t cast Arcane Missiles through the cockpit door anymore.

  • http://viviannedraper.blogspot.com Vivianne Draper

    I’m wondering about the whole search thing too, given its been down since Friday.

  • kalain

    I for one feel terrified that a terrorist is going to come at me with a 15 foot glowing sword in my hometown.

  • Todd Ogrin

    “Monash University academic and former Office of National Assessments intelligence officer David Wright-Neville agrees that online games and virtual worlds are being used by potential terrorists to hone their knowledge base.”

    You don’t think Osama bin Laden knows about Thottbot, do you?

    If this link (http://www.thottbot.com/?t=Engineering) fell into the wrong hands, the result could be catastrophic.

  • http://www.your2ndplace.com Nobody Fugazi

    Nobody likes me calling it a Leninist conspiracy...

    Actually, no, I do not like it.

  • Nick

    If you’d like some REAL information about how terrorist groups utilize the internet here is a good source:
    http://www.d-n-i.net/fcs/pdf/wilson_digital_jihad.pdf

  • 18Rabbit

    Why would you check “jihadi terrorist” instead of “elite jihadi terrorist” when making your SL account? Newbs.

  • PD

    “Kevin Zuccato, head of the Australian High Tech Crime Centre in Canberra, says terrorists can gain training in games such as World of Warcraft in a simulated environment, using weapons that are identical to real-world armaments.”

    Teh stupid, IT BURNSES!

  • baronz

    Though it isnt the end of the world. Online games are definately used to recruit kids into various organizations. Or at a minimum, used to sway the opinion of kids.

    I played on a French SWG server that had alot of FLQ related guilds. Many 13-19 year old members would tell me that the empire were the english, and the rebels were the french. Something along these lines would be the entry conversation used to get people to join the guild.

    I know of at least one guild in WoW with the same goals for the same resurgence.

  • PD

    “I played on a French SWG server that had alot of FLQ related guilds. Many 13-19 year old members would tell me that the empire were the english, and the rebels were the french. Something along these lines would be the entry conversation used to get people to join the guild. ”

    Yeah, but that’s not ‘news’. People use the internet to form social networks. Only the out-of-touch would see the presence of radicals as something surprising.

    If anything, I find it remarkably comforting to know that radical fringe groups are slower to embrace new technologies then the average scifi geek. The fact that we can use geekdom as a kind of ‘subculture barometer’ to predict how these dangerous radicals might organize using new technologies is a great asset.

  • =j

    Errr. Since when does Leninism = “the ends justifies the means”? Nearly all political philosophies have a lunatic fringe willing to justify any action as being for the “greater good”.

  • Amaranthar

    I wouldn’t take any quotes from this writter as correct. It seems to me that she has a real problem with comprehension.

  • http://www.CircumReality.com Mike Rozak

    If any game were used by terrorists for training, it’d be “America’s Army”, not SL or WoW.

    “Searches of the SL website show there are three jihadi terrorists registered and two elite jihadist terrorist groups.” – Legolas, Aragorn, Gandalf, and Conan are probably used as names too.

  • kalain

    Or, you know, any_fps_with_a_map_editor.

    In fact, it would be pretty much anything except an MMORPG for training, unless you plan on attacking goldshire.

  • Talorc

    Speaking as an Australian, I think we should cancel Kevin’s visa – on the basis of failing the stupidity test

  • HitNRun

    I guess I should be on the lookout when heading down to catch the Tram to Stormwind for gnomes seated on the benches in the same configuration as the 9/11 highjackers.

  • http://www.killtenrats.com Cyndre

    Al’Quida is in your base, capping your flag!

  • Jackbnimble

    An interesting point, but I’m pretty sure terrorists rarely if ever actually call themselves terrorists. From their view they are freedom fighters, religious warriors etc. It’s more likely a creation of some kids to be shocking and titilating (haha I said tit).

  • yunk

    Fools! Fools all of you! You laughed , you LAUGHED, but YOU WERE WRONG:

    http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3434193,00.html

    http://www.plutospage.com/wow/

  • Wulfen

    I am sorry, some of the comments here made me laugh out loud.

    But really, how is knowing how to auto shoot a bow/wand going to help you take over anything? I mean, are they learning to be warlocks in real life? Summon demons to devour our souls maybe? or do the gnome dance, yea thats it.

    >.

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