The Internet: Occasionally Useful!

Posted on August 23, 2007 by Scott Jennings| 28 Comments

For example, if you need a ‘new’ name for your guild.

I like “Bat Reason”, myself.

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  • JuJutsu

    Dibs on Elites of Origami Suicide Renegades!

  • UnionCarbide

    I’m naming my next guild VOODOOMOOSEDEUCE.

  • Brandon Reinhart

    Keepers of the Obsidian Pajamas!

  • http://www.damnedvulpine.com/ J.

    More evidence that Nick Yee hates you all and only aims to make fun of you.

  • Soulflame

    Python? That’s just not right.

  • Staryx

    Order of the Overcaffeinated Vendor

    Raiders of the Disposable Assassins

    Justiceleague of Hells Lost Army

    The Gnomish Republican War

    Nirvana of Gnomish Faith

    The Descendants of Ingratus Company

    The Crusaders of Lions Danish

    Death Carebears

    Hmmm, needs less uppercase letters and more guild names without spaces to be TRULY WoW.

  • TPRJones

    Philosophers of the Flaming Bangbus – I think I’ve seen that movie.

    Lower Burning Circle of Fire – I think they make a cream for that.

  • http://www.cesspit.net/ Abalieno

    I like “Rogue Allah”

  • Kaalinn

    I must’ve hit the Sarcasm button somewhere, because i got…

    Clan of Elitist Stormwind Knights (no explanation needed)

    Orphans of Hollow Crusade (as seen in lots of MMOs, complaining how Burning Crusade ruined WoW and that’s why theyre playing the game you see them in now)

    Vanguard Guild (because fanboys need to go SOMEWHERE)

    Though “Minions of the Pure Metal” actually is a pretty sweet guildname if you can find a guild with the same musical taste.

  • daslog

    I always liked “Cult of the Mongbat”

  • DaveN

    As a Texan, how could I not name my guild “BEERKICKERS”

    [cartman]Totally sweet. [/cartman]

  • Mr_PeaCH

    Torn between…

    Ravens of Chuck Norris

    and

    GMJUSTGRABBEDMYPEEN

  • =j

    The Rivers of Thralls Ale
    Dragon Bears
    The Hammer of Classic Sense
    The Woot
    Mounted Squirrels
    COLDFARTED

    and some are more than a little risque:
    Inches of Huge Vaginus
    The Bareback Guard

  • Octopaganini

    I am truly torn between:

    Riders of the Amish Zurich

    and

    Crusaders of Super Royal Evil

    Of course, there is the guild that sends all the cyberseks Night Elves running:

    The Tainted John!!!!

  • chabuhi

    Wizards of Conflicting Agendas …

    (I see what I did there.)

  • Wanderer

    Being in a guild that is considering renaming itself, I actually found that useful. Inner Conflict would be perfect for us!

    The Spartans … I believe there are two guilds by that name on my server, neither of them spelled correctly.

    A few good ones:

    Fists of Enternal Bunnies
    Order of Mad Cow Power
    Invalid Shuil (insert new shuil and press any key to continue)
    Knights of Power Word Knockers
    Knights of Maple Leaf Slayer (PvPers who target Canadians?)
    Chocolates Avengers (My name is Whitman. You ate my Raspberry Creme. Prepare to die.)
    The Cry of Rebel Matter (I am not a number! I am a free electron!)
    The Dead Panda Riders
    Ravagers of Human Slayer Squishers (which side are they on?)

    Yes, I am easily amused.

  • DaveN

    You know, though, I still like my actual guild name: Orgrimmar Bowling League. Of course, it sounds like it came right off the list…

  • http://www.beafraid.com Hellfire

    Crusaders of Super Royal Evil

    See, they’re just trying way too hard.

  • Boanerges

    While we’re on the truth in naming kick

    Legion of Gratuitous Free Time
    Keepers of Super Best Azeroth (“We not farm gold”)
    Ownerers Zion (“we pwn u in teh pvpz lol”)
    Cheap Legion (“Who says you can’t raid AQ40 in cloth gear?”)
    The Guild (“Everyone wants to join us”)
    The Ping (“If you’re over 100 don’t apply”)
    New Life (“We die for your sins”)
    The Mistaken
    Disgruntled Followers (“We Know Drama”)
    The Protectors of Xxxhorde Stormwind (“Founded by Miarose”)
    CRUSH (“HORDE BAD”)
    The Knights of Porcelain Oblivian (“A royal flush!”)

  • http://www.worldofwarcraft.com Jurrasic

    Poison Hotpockets made me LOL for real.

  • Ryuujin

    Some of the highlights I saw:

    Soldiers of Canadian Downfall
    Waste of the VíRulent Fighters
    Blessings of the Knights Ftl
    Daily Ravager
    The Ragelove Fodder
    Fellowship of the Bionic Warriors
    The Crusade of Gnome Baconface
    Beaver Empire

  • Shrike90

    League of Deadly Hookers was pretty strong, although I’m gonna remember GMJUSTGRABBEDMYPEEN for a future beta.

  • Etain P

    Okay I have to add a few here:

    Dark Darkness (must be emo)
    Teen Hunter (soon to be profiled on To Catch a Predator)

    Mai Rose Guilds:

    The Steel Pokus
    Beaver Alliance
    Burning Clam
    Drunken Penetration
    Notorious Muffins

    wtf?
    Protectors of Shaky Pudding Runners
    Vanguard of the Pie Catchers
    The Smoketard Bunnie Fist
    Blades of Funk Soul Sanctus

  • aozora

    The Luminarium … interesting ….

  • Ardanna

    I dunno…I’m kinda partial to this one:

    Stormtroopers of Exalted Suck

  • http://www.zooloo.se Anders

    im with this: “Cult of the Mongbat” – werd :D

    //A

  • http://www.errantdreams.com/ Heather (errantdreams)

    Dibs on “The Beer Knights”! :D

  • Fraeg

    pretty straightforward, but this one just really caught my eye.

    The Bad Squirrels