In The Grim Future Of Hello Kitty, There Is Only War

Posted on January 18, 2008 by Scott Jennings| 18 Comments

As a protest against assault weapons bans, one rifle enthusiast in California decided to create a weapon that would “alleviate the fears of (his) fellow citizens and gun-banning legislators when (he) put together a new AR-15 for (his) wife.”

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  • Ironwood

    Wow, that’s certainly put to rest any fears I had that he was crazy.

  • ahoythematey

    I would run from any soldier brandishing that rifle. Any man brandishing that is fucking secure in himself.

  • ahoythematey

    Well, I mean, moreso than a regular assault rifle.

  • Jessica Mulligan

    I’m holding out for the Teletubbies grenade launcher.

  • Anti-Bunny

    I want one. Seriously.

  • Recursion

    Guns dont kill people. People with Hello Kitty guns kill people.

  • chabuhi

    I bought my daughter a Heckler & Koch EZ-bake Oven for Christmas last year.

  • http://wowpanda.blogspot.com/ wowpanda

    I like Jessica’s idea more. The Alexandra gay army weapons will conquer the world.

  • http://www.mutantweb.net/ Ken Sykora

    This paint detail should be required to sell arms from the US to other countries.

  • http://ambernight.org Amber

    Want.

  • Boanerges

    The only way this story gets more ironic is if he made one featuring care bears.

  • Jeremy2020

    oh, I thought that was the legendary hunter weapon from Sunwell

  • Guildrum

    I suppose this could be considered an example of Neil Young’s “kinder, gentler machine gun hand.”

  • Toastrider

    Heh. Reminds me of some of the paint schemes for these rifles:

    http://www.crickett.com/CrickettRifle/crickettrifle.html

    –TR

  • http://socialistgamerreview.com Jeremy Williams

    That is the most fearsome weapon I have ever laid my eyes upon.

  • Anti-Bunny

    Wait, no, I take it back. The rifle had the pistol grip removed to fit California’s backward gun laws. DO NOT WANT.

  • http://www.orbisgames.com/teletubbyrpg.jpg Shannon

    http://www.orbisgames.com/teletubbyrpg.jpg <= I have one already jessica

  • Alleviate

    Isn’t that the gun Hitchcock used?