Best. Game. Ever.

No. REALLY. Go.

Protip: you can stop being a drooling re-re after the tutorial. Here’s my shining character of light:

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  • tipa

    Fix your link :)

  • arioch
  • Murderlips

    The ASCII art attacks are soooooooo nice.

  • rbtroj
  • brent

    why did i pick emo kid? this class suuuuuuuuucks :(

    im going to go cut now :( ((((((

  • Lacero

    This looks great.

    Oh. No opera support. Nevermind then, I guess the HTML is too cool for me

  • Lacero

    for anyone who cares, it’ll work ok if you mask opera as firefox for that site. But you can’t see what anyone says in im chat. It doesn’t seem to be a problem.

  • http://www.thisisnotacommunity.org D-0ne

    Can I RMT my way to the top?

  • Nicademus

    This is the best web based game I have played in… pretty much ever.

  • Scott Jennings

    Can I RMT my way to the top?

    Absolutely!

    http://www.forumwarz.com/buy_stuff

  • DJ Larkin

    Damn you Lum. Damn you.

  • http://www.thisisnotacommunity.org D-0ne

    I’ve found my new Career! CamWhore!

  • http://www.pinwiz.net Pinwiz

    Awesome. Thanks so much!

  • Staryx

    Not only is the idea awesome, but the design of that site was great. Everything seemed to work perfectly (under Firefox that is) and no janky webness that can happen when people try to do stuff like this all in browser.

    Now back to camwhoring it…

    /post boob shot

  • http://gawain.diaryland.com Gawaintheblind

    I sent you a friends invite lum.

    How did you not get in on this when it was posted for beta testing in SA?

  • http://socialistgamerreview.com Jeremy Williams

    Cheap entertainment FTW!

  • http://www.bobsaget.com Beene

    Jesus, now I’m not going to get any work done tomorrow.

  • hkedi

    Aw hell… you show me this… and a week after I stumble across 4chan (the intra-cranial bleeding has still not stopped after that). what is it about this month that seems to be driving me to the minimum quantum level of morality?

  • Scott Jennings

    How did you not get in on this when it was posted for beta testing in SA?

    Because about 90,000 threads are posted an hour on SA and I read maybe 2 a day?

  • http://gawain.diaryland.com Gawaintheblind

    Bah! where are your priorities, man?!

  • Njal

    Awesome, now if only I can avoid losing my job while playing at work.

  • http://gamesigil.blogspot.com KingMob

    This game is brilliant. Level 5 troll here… welcome to the Order of the Brown Starfish, Lum.

    On the other hand, once all the game designers have played this and promoted this, and we’re past the ‘preview’ phase, I think there ought to be a few things said in the ‘review’ phase.

  • Aufero

    Feels a bit like an updated version of Neuromancer. (The Interplay game, not the book.)

  • savagex

    wait this is a game? When did simulation of reality become required for this type of stuff?

  • http://www.w00tstudios.net Jester

    Thanks LUM! I’m LOVING THIS! Look me up as Jester The Destroyer!

  • Oz

    Curse you IE based workplace!

  • LanTheWarder

    This is pretty entertaining.

  • DLacey

    It’s really funny. The text adventure minigame had me LOL’ing.

    The response you get when you try to ‘tubmail’ the npcs is funny too ;)

  • http://www.mmogchart.com SirBruce

    Bah, I’m stuck now at Level 4; used up all my money on drugs trying to troll the KKK board and got pwned before I could finish. So now I have to wait another day, build up my money by trolling the easy boards, until I can afford enough Ego drugs to attack KKK. And that’s probably going to take a few days.

    The text adventure was cute but there was really only one trick to it and one distraction. I was expecting a bit more. Not a *lot* more, mind you, but a little bit more. It didn’t even recognize xyzzy!

  • Cameron K

    Lum

    Craps Skill: -2

  • Oneiros Dreaming

    Awesome. Whiny little punks that actually block Opera. Go go open web!

  • http://scarhand.wordpress.com scarhand

    this game is all kinds of kick ass

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