Comments on: Blizzard Downs Uwe Boll, No Loot But Gains Both Gamer And Moviegoer Rep

By: Drakks

Drakks — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:15:35 +0000

I tried to watch Alone in the Dark, but at one point my eyes sucked themselves back into my head in a feeble attempt to protect my delicate brain meats from further harm.

Ewe Boll is the worst filmmaker to grace the playing field — and he’s not even eccentric-fun bad like Ed Woods. He’s just bad bad. Which of course means in 10 years he’ll have a cult following.

By: Steve Chiavelli

Steve Chiavelli — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:33:00 +0000

director of photography Bruce S. Woodcock

Sir Bruce!

By: Rand0m

Rand0m — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:31:05 +0000

There is a god… Uwe Boll needs someone to tell him to stop because his movies are complete shit.

By: kuma wa kireina kutsu wo haiteiru

kuma wa kireina kutsu wo haiteiru — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:07:22 +0000

As I understand it the tax loophole has been closed. This is why his most recent offering, Far Cry, is not getting a wide release to my knowledge. His movie before this, In the Name of the King (the Dungeon Siege movie), somehow managed to procure a $60 million dollar budget and still look like something the Sci Fi channel would scoff at. His film before that, Postal, I do not believe got, nor will receive, a wide release. However I have heard people say, quite seriously, that they enjoyed Postal on a level beyond howling with laughter about how horrible it was so it may be his most successful movie in that regard. Of course since he followed it up with ItNotK, and now Far Cry, he has proven that that was really just a blip and not a change of pace.

By: Bregor

Bregor — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:14:31 +0000

Hey, someone’s paying for all those scheiße videos.

By: Paks

Paks — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:53:24 +0000

You’d think Germany would be broke by now with all the money they waste on him.

By: Zuzax

Zuzax — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:58:45 +0000

Sounds like Uwe just wanted to keep visible between rounds of funding and 50 % tax writeoffs the German government. I’ve read that his next shelter, er, movie will be based on Postal.

By: Merkwurdigliebe

Merkwurdigliebe — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:08:51 +0000

“I’m pretty sure the normal audience isn’t going to pay to see BloodRayne III: The Sucking.”

No, but I’ll take five minutes out of my life to search google for a couple pics.

By: wowpanda

wowpanda — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:31:21 +0000

Metzger, you just got the best line for April!

By: Aufero

Aufero — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:20:12 +0000

I like the poster – I’d pay a lot to see Harlan Ellison’s response to Uwe Boll asking about a script.