In This Game, You Will Get A Pony

Posted on May 21, 2008 by Scott Jennings| 19 Comments

No, really, I’m pretty sure you’ll get a pony.

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  • http://beafraid.com hellfire

    um… I’m not even sure what to say. So many jokes just write themselves, but to use them seems… unnecessary? I guess I’ll just close with this:

    “This isn’t the comedy we intended to do when the week began.”

  • Robert

    Kind of an odd combination with their other title… Magic ponies and Dance tramp online?

  • mystery

    Magic ponies and Dance tramp online

    They’re working their way up to Bratz! Online.

    /shudder

  • 18Rabbit

    You may also get ocular cancer from all of the visual saccharine.

  • Athryn

    All I can say is I am glad I am not 10-12 years old anymore, back then, I would have totally jumped all over this game.

  • http://wowpanda.blogspot.com wowpanda

    don’t know about the pony, but the look of that robot does bring back memories.

    On a side note, thousands of WOW players got powny by the ban wave.

  • Mist

    Guy number 1: Name something girls like.
    Guy number 2: Ponies!
    Guy number 1: Ok, name something else girls like.
    Guy number 2: Uh, Stars?
    Guy number 1: Alright, that’s the name of our next game. Ponystars.

  • Merkwurdigliebe

    I’m just glad it’s not another D&D knockoff.

  • Boanerges

    I can see their complaints board now

    “Her pony is cuter than mine!”
    “Why do you hate grey ponies so much?”
    “ZOMG walking ponies now get smiley stickers! That’s going to destroy the flying ponies only worthwhile skill”

    I’m just glad it’s not another D&D knockoff.

    Actually, these are third edition ponies that breathe 2d6 fire.

  • Servantes

    AHHH! My head exploded!

  • http://emergentfuture.com Arrakiv

    Many games have promised ponies before and failed to deliver on that. What makes you think that this will be any different?

    With a title like this, feature creep is bound to settle in and then they’re just going to have to start cutting out core aspects of the game. Like ponies.

  • Delmania

    Finally, someone makes a game in which you play as a n adult fild star!

    Wait, that’s PONYstars.

    My bad.

  • http://bdadv.blogspot.com Bonedead

    Hooray! Another place for me and my buddies to go to pick up young children! Rejoice!

  • Alan Au

    Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

  • Ed

    So does it have open it PvP? Pony Vs Pony?

  • tannenburg

    Just to add a little spice to the conversation (kinda NSFW)

    http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html

  • Tet

    If you combine 2 fire ponies, an earth one, and a water one you get the Ultima pony. It does 50 hp DoT and has a low cool down time. It makes short work of low level newb ponies and you’ll want one in your group when you go into the Alpo factory instance and fight Gus the Glue Maker.

  • =j

    Yes, but can they pre-cast while wear plate barding?

  • http://deadnazi.blogspot.com Rabbit

    and the best part is, this site is acclaim’s total rip-off (including art) of this site. Which is 5 years old, and much more well done.

    Ponystars = FAIL.