Oh, Like This Is Any Surprise To You

Posted on June 18, 2008 by Scott Jennings| 11 Comments

Japan develops a robot girlfriend for lonely men that can kiss on command.

Note: this robot can also attend high school, fire depleted uranium shells from wrist-mounted chainguns, and summon the Persona Athena.

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  • Klaitu

    One step closer to building my dream girl! Yes! Thank you, Japan!

  • http://emergentfuture.com Arrakiv

    You know, I’ve lived in Japan since August now and… yeah, this doesn’t surprise me at all.

  • Axecleaver

    “… she can even act like a real girlfriend.”

    Wonder what the use case diagrams at Sega HQ looked like for “girlfriend behavior” when they designed this. Never mind, I don’t even want to know.

  • Drakks

    The best part is that at only 15 inches tall my penis will look massive by comparison.

  • Drakks

    Seriously. Size of her leg.

  • Freakazoid

    It’s only 15″ tall, how am I supposed to fuck that?

    Think I’ll continue saving up for a realdoll.

  • Zarithar

    The Japanese have some serious issues as a culture.

  • http://wowpanda.blogspot.com wowpanda

    NOTE: PG13

    To Drakks, you might be massive, but she is made of more dense materials (i.e depleted uranium)

  • Drakks

    Pfft, you don’t know what sturdy material my penis is or is not made of.

    Don’t judge.

  • http://www.battlevortex.com Fear

    Japan rocks! I am getting two, so I can be a cyber gansta!

  • nerd gone bad

    In the future, robot companions will most certainly be commonplace.