Anarchy Online

Posted on July 8, 2008 by Scott Jennings| 8 Comments

Real anarchists use CSS.

Real anarchists totally drop out of school.

Real anarchists know Creative Commons licenses are totally tools of the Man.

Real anarchists don’t believe in mp3s.

Real anarchists aren’t down with stolen credit cards.

Real anarchists believe the Internet should be the domain of “misguided historians and other archeologists of the cursed graveyards of the past“.

Real anarchists use Apple Safari.

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  • Roman Levin

    “A.D.D. is the wax in the ears of Odysseus’s crew that enables them to pass the sirens unscathed.”
    Priceless.

  • Delmania

    I’m getting a bunch of emo teens and angry young adults who label their idealism as “free thinking” and try to tell us how the Man is taking over, not realizing that, at least in the US, the Man protects their very right to say that.

    The counter-culture culture is always amusing to me. If you are that full of disgust and anger againt the System, rather than leave it all together, why not work to change it from within?

  • rbtroj

    bucking the system just to make a buck

  • Bob

    It’s about time the anarchists got organized.

    wait….wut?

  • Toastrider

    You know, I read this stuff, and I don’t feel anger, or contempt. Just… bemused pity, really.

    That, and worry. Because sometimes, you play in the adult world, you get very real and very final results. I wonder how eager an anarchist would be to hurl a brick through a window if someone inside responded by pulling out a pistol and giving him a double-tap rejoinder.

    And there are states and municipalities where this would not even merit a grand jury. And there will probably be more, thanks to the USSC giving the DC gun ban a sound kick to the balls.

    Be careful out there kids.

    –Toastrider

  • http://dailypeeve.blogspot.com/ Fr. Guido Sarducci

    The article about dropping out of school is absolutely

    PURE

    INTERNET

    GOLD!

    Oh well.. It’s people like this that keep me and my family under a roof and eating like, fresh food, including a nice juicy steak occasionally.

    Truth be told, I was actually sort of thinking maybe she really was an independent thinker, until I saw the line about her becoming a vegetarian at age 6. Goddamn kids.

  • yunk

    I’ve met a few people that come from places in Africa that truly have anarchy, I can’t imagine what they’d think of them. I should forward that link. It is just sad that our society produces such uneducated brats.

  • yunk

    oh you got one thing wrong, they only don’t want you to use stolen credit cards at their store, becuase they get fined. They seem totally fine with using stolen credit cards at any store operated by The Man.