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This is a POLITICAL post. If you dislike POLITICS, you should NOT READ THIS POST I have put a cut line here so you can AVOID READING IT. Have fun!

Sarah Palin on geopolitics:

 

It’s very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia — as Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go?

It’s Alaska, It’s right over the border. It is from Alaska, that we send those out to make sure an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state.

Note to Palin, the Republicans, and interested parties: Russia is a VERY LARGE COUNTRY. In fact, it’s the biggest one! No, really! Much like Alaska is the biggest state. So you can be proud of that. Go Alaska! But Russia is big, too.

This is a picture of Moscow:

Moscow is the largest city in Russia. It’s the hub of Russia. Economically, politically, all that. It’s their capitol! 

Moscow is 4,351 miles away from Anchorage, Alaska. You could almost say it was on the other side of the world. And it is!  It looks a LOT farther on a globe,  but like Anchorage, Moscow is close to the top of the world (which is spherical) so you can fly over the top and take a short cut. By the way, Stockholm, Sweden is closer! It’s only 4,087 miles away from Anchorage. And Anchorage is only 3,161 miles from Austin! I could hop in my car and drive there. Eventually.

But… Russia is a really big place. And Ms. Palin is correct – there’s a part of Russia that is in fact right there, next to Alaska. 

It’s called the Chukchi Peninsula. It’s the verrrry tip of Siberia.

It’s kinda desolate.

As a further guideline: people you will see in Moscow:

People you will see on the Chukchi Peninsula:

 

Hopefully this helps everyone on the Republican campaign trail, and the media, the next time discussions of the Alaska-Soviet, er Alaska-Russian border come up. Because, honestly? It’s kind of embarassing when a random game designer knows more about geography than our political leaders and media figures. Please fix. Thank you.

  • http://letustalk.wordpress.com/ angelic1

    one also has to wonder if russia is so stupid as to attack the u.s. via ALASKA! won’t it be an air strike, or a nuclear strike, or some UNEXPECTED entry point? jeeze, and they’re making it seem like she’s credible!!!

  • Vin

    You should be thankful we have the great Governor Palin. It is through her single handed and determined defense of Alaska that Russia has never invaded the United States!

    The continued existence of the United States of America? Thank you Governor Palin!

  • http://antipwn.wordpress.com IainC

    Moscow is the capital of Russia.

    The Capitol is a building that you and the Romans had in your capitals

  • Jackbnimble

    Point of order, if Russia were to try to conduct a land war versus the U.S. they would all but have to proceed through Alaska. Not that engaging in a land war with us would be wise. Any real engagement with Russia would likely end up being done with nukes, or possibly an enormous air war to establish air superiority, which due to distance from each other would really be a defensive war of attrition.

  • R

    How’s that doe eyed Obama fanboy thing working out for you?

  • http://viviannedraper.blogspot.com Vivianne Draper

    Never start a land war in Asia

  • http://viviannedraper.blogspot.com Vivianne Draper

    or Europe

  • http://viviannedraper.blogspot.com Vivianne Draper

    Generally wars anywhere are bad

  • http://viviannedraper.blogspot.com Vivianne Draper

    How come you haven’t asked how that free market/deregulation thing is working out for the Libertarians and Republicans among us?

  • http://viviannedraper.blogspot.com Vivianne Draper

    Yeah I am kind of bored right now. Thanks for asking

  • Ibn

    How’s that doe eyed Obama fanboy thing working out for you?

    Where in the post does it say he supports Obama?

    I mean hell, I can’t stand Palin or McCain but I’m still not voting for Obama if I can help it.

    THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO POSSIBLE POINTS OF VIEW HERE.

  • http://kfsone.wordpress.com/ kfsone

    You’re missing a very subtle nuance, Scott; Palin is making the point that everyone else has been fooled by Russia with their missiles and their bomber flights to Cuba into thinking “Oh noes, when the Russians finally decide they want Texas, they’re going to be coming from the east!” When infact, Russians like it cold. What with global warming and everything, Alaska is the most obvious target for Russia – what they need is more frozen wastelands. Plus Alaska’s well known enmity towards Community Organizers is clearly going to set them up as the first conquest of necessity when the Russians finally decide and break the American spirit.

  • daslog

    Lum’s a conservative guys.

  • http://wowpanda.blogspot.com wowpanda

    It will be unwise to start a land war in Alaska, or Siberia.

    Alaska is the only US land soil that was invaded by Japan in the second world war, and US send in Marines to route them out.

    And Alaska weather inflicted heavy causalities on both party.

  • hah

    You should have posted a link to the actual interview. The anti-intellectualism that is fueling the Palin-McCain campaign needs to be stopped. While it’s cute that Palin thinks Putin flies over Alaska when visiting … well, anywhere except Alaksa, it’s not true. Nor is it true that she as Gov of Alaska has anything to do with planning security for such an event, nor is it true that planning security for such an event gives her foreign policy experience. While all of America may think she’s quite the MILF, this isn’t the direction anyone concerned with the well-being, security, or success of this country should be heading.

  • http://wowpanda.blogspot.com wowpanda

    @kfsone, we might be going into a Global cooling.
    1. The sun has just got first spotless month:
    http://www.dailytech.com/Sun+Makes+History+First+Spotless+Month+in+a+Century/article12823.htm

    2. One of the first scientist who worked on global warming model has backed out …
    http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24036736-7583,00.html

    And before any more war stuff, the prospect of a war between US and Russia is rapidly approaching 0% after the cold war, and even if there is conflict, no one will be crazy enough to use nukes.
    3. north pole ice is dispearing, but south pole ice is growing
    http://www.slate.com/id/2192730/

  • http://www.channelmassive.com Jason

    You guys have no idea what you’re talking about.

    Haven’t you seen Red Dawn before?!

    They’ll invade through US-Mexico border and send elite band of paratroopers into Colorado.

    Only a small band of high school teenagers will be able to repel the invaders.

    Get your facts straight.

    Jason (resident drunken idiot of Channel Massive)

  • Moderate Voter

    Well, Obama thinks America has 57 states and Biden thinks FDR went on TV in the 1930s.

  • Noel

    Not to be a dick, but Biden’s just as bad. Seriously, did you miss where he pointed out that ‘when the stock market crashed, Roosevelt got on televison’? Clearly experience is an indicator of knowledge. (Video source available by doing a nice little search for ‘joe versus the volcano’ on the Daily Show, if so desired.)

    The simple fact is, both choices have their flaws, and just like Sony/Xbox/Nintendo fanboys, most people apparently conveniently forget that their choice is just as flawed as the next guy’s.

  • http://antipwn.wordpress.com IainC

    @ Wowpanda
    This is entirely a derail but your guy is wrong
    sorry.

  • Alex

    Last year I met a guy from a tribe in northwest Alaska. According to him, the area is so isolated that the US government doesn’t really bother with it.

    He also mentioned that the Russians have moved troops and APCs in and have started policing the area. His main story about it involved escaping the APCs on a dogsled by dropping grenades on the ice behind him.

    He was quite drunk at the time, so take it for what you will.

  • JuJutsu

    “He also mentioned that the Russians have moved troops and APCs in and have started policing the area.”

    Of course. Those pictures make it clear that the Chukchi peninsula is a high crime area.

  • Boanerges

    I’ve ben quite amused by the whole thing Palin uproar because it boils down to
    “ZOMG Palin doesn’t know geopolitical stuffs and ZOMG John McCain could DIE TOMORROW which would leave us all screwed so let’s vote for Obama and his 3 years of Senate experience”

    Uhm… yeah. Obama is still in the #1 slot (the guy who would, you know, have to do all these things if elected) while Palin is in the #2 slot and MIGHT have to do them if John McCain gets elected.

    And, yes, she does need a geography lesson. The whole “Alaska Mom” thing was cute at first but it’s tired now. Financial market fix now plzthx.

  • Toastrider

    The financial market issues have led to an interesting congruence of opinions between liberals who don’t want Big Business getting money, and (fiscal) conservatives who don’t want money going into Big Business (especially FAILED business).

    Let it burn.

  • http://www.zenofdesign.com Damion S

    > I’ve been quite amused by the whole thing Palin uproar because it boils down to ZOMG Palin doesn’t know anything about anything.

    FTFY.

  • http://www.greypawn.com GreyPawn

    I’m surprised no one has thought of using the Falkland Islands as an analogy to parallel this ludicrous claim that Russia is close to Alaska. The Falkland Islands, which is definitely a part of the United Kingdom and a wholly owned possession, is within sight of the Argentinian coastline, some majillion miles away from anyone who actually matters in either country.

  • http://www.grimwell.com Grimwell

    GILF

  • Darury

    >How come you haven’t asked how that free market/deregulation thing is working out for the Libertarians and Republicans among us?

    How’s that “let’s force everyone to give loans to anyone who asks because otherwise you’re mean” working for the Democrats?

    Honestly, I’m amazed that people keep pushing that it was deregulation that caused the current meltdown, it was people like Barney Frank, Chuck Shumer and Chris Dodd. And what a coincidence, all three are top recipients of Fannie Mae\Freddie Mac funding. Of course, Obama did manage to out-do all but Dodd in just three years.

  • http://rog.gameslate.com/ Rog

    Do the Russians love their children too?

    One thing that boggles me is not just the lack of relevancy in the geography, but how quickly some folks seem outright eager to prop up the cold war again for political convenience. Yeah, relations aren’t exactly the greatest atm, but “this very powerful nation, Russia”, seriously? What are they going to invade Alaska with, 30 year old tanks that have been converted into farm equipment?

    Just waiting for a whole new era of inaccurate estimations of an arms race.

  • http://www.thisisnotacommunity.org D-0ne

    “How’s that doe eyed Obama fanboy thing working out for you? – R 25 Sep 08 at 2:48 pm”

    Since when did being a Republican or being conservative get defined as “Going through life with blinders on”?

    How this for a fact:

    John McCain is the Republican candidate for President and he’s done so many god damn 180′s to get the republican base’s support I’ve lost count.

    His choice of Sarah Palin was just absolutely terrible. It’s not even debatable.

    Why didn’t he chose Olympia Snow? He should have.

  • http://www.thisisnotacommunity.org D-0ne

    The financial market issues have led to an interesting congruence of opinions between liberals who don’t want Big Business getting money,

    Stupid thing to say. It’s a republican talking point designed to create unregulated markets… You know like how we got in to this mess? Oh and it works because Clinton did approve some Republican Bills for deregulation. Under Clinton how did Big Business do? When did he sign those republican deregulation laws?

    Liberals want Capitalism to be regulated. That’s all.

    Bush wants the markets to regulate themselves unless of course his buddies are going to lose money. then he wants to socialize their loses and he will too.

  • yunk

    Actually it’s Canada that we worked closely with in building an air defense, our air force and Canada’s work closely together. That is because the fastest travel time to the continental US, whether by bomber or ICBM, is over the Arctic then passing over Canada.

    Of course, what that has to do with the election I have no idea. Certainly Eastern European relations with us, NATO and Russia are an important point to consider. One thing is certain we shouldn’t be promising NATO membership to countries unless we’re prepared to go to war to protect them, and we obviously are not. What is that theory that peace treaties cause more wars than they prevent?

  • http://www.alan.org Ant ButterNut

    If Russia ever attacked America, it wouldn’t be through Alaska… they do not have a sufficient supply corridor in that direction for a sustained assault.

    The logical route would be across the Atlantic, through northeastern Canada. It has a better supply route, and no one would really care about the invasion. It wouldn’t even get a mention or spin-off game on G4.

    The Canadian citizens would probably even welcome the Russian troops for bringing in cheaper cigarettes and booze.

  • Ashendarei

    man .. what’s the political group name for people like me who just want the gov’t to back the fuck off my lawn and to get their hands out of my wallet?

  • http://ptsoft.blogspot.com BugHunter

    @Ashendarei – Isn’t that a Libertarian?

  • http://wowpanda.blogspot.com wowpanda

    @D-One, if Liberals only want to regulate Captialism, that is good.
    However what happened is, the regulation gets out of hand and became a driving force.

    All the trouble started with Community Reinvestment Act, http://www.epa.gov/brownfields/basic_info.htm
    See how good it sounds? The problem is the banks are initially forced to borrow to un-qualified borrowers.
    Then they found they could reduce the risk by dumping those to Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, two organizations started by the government, backed by government.
    Those made out of air easy money worked on a strange market, where people who should not buy houses yet started buying, created some fake demand and everything starts going down hill from that point on.

    Some sort of regulation is always needed (i.e how clean should the food be, don’t cheat your customers), but when they are trying to drive the market to a certain way to please their voters, that is BAD.

    Some related readings:
    http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IBDArticles.aspx?id=307228725989304 Failure To Be Real Capitalists Caused Crisis
    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/09/the_rest_of_the_meltdown_story.html The Rest of the Meltdown Story

    Now they started to bail those corrupted organizations out, with our money. First Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, then AIG now 700 billion …
    This is all against market, we should take the pain, dump the rotten banks and let the market correct itself.

    All this under a republican president too, it just shows either the republicans nor demos care about anything. Libertarian is the way to go http://www.lp.org/

  • Klaitu

    Well, I’m no fan of politicians, but I really can’t disagree with the quote as posted.

    I mean, sure Moscow is where it’s all at, but that’s not what she said. She said Russia is next to Alaska.. which it is, and while the side of Russia next to Alaska is pretty barren, you better believe that the Russians take their border as seriously as the US does.

    And even though that area is barren, it’s not uncivilized or uninhabited.. nor is it devoid of Russian military bases.

    You could even argue that Alaska is the most easily accessible part of the US from Russia.. if you wanted to blow it up or something (or maybe just blow up some oil pipelines.. we know how much we loves our oil supply)

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a Palin fan or anything, but this particular comment really isn’t that bad. The only thing your post will do is polarize the people who already dislike Palin vs people who support Palin.. I don’t know what the intent was there.

  • Brandon Reinhart

    Hmm. Whenever I send troops from Alaska into Chukchi they all die from attrition. :/

  • Tom

    Thanks for saying what every one in Canada has been thinking. Seeing that we get American News on half our channels we know whats going on with you guys too.

  • Boanerges

    Stupid thing to say. It’s a republican talking point designed to create unregulated markets… You know like how we got in to this mess? Oh and it works because Clinton did approve some Republican Bills for deregulation. Under Clinton how did Big Business do? When did he sign those republican deregulation laws?

    Liberals want Capitalism to be regulated. That’s all.

    Bush wants the markets to regulate themselves unless of course his buddies are going to lose money. then he wants to socialize their loses and he will too.

    Not quite. The problem here wasn’t DEregulation. There’s several causes but the two biggest so far have been regulations… namely

    1. Gov encouraging bad loans. Granted, the bankers were stupid enough to make them but, hey, we’ll just sell them to Freddie and Fannie and be okie dokie! Freddie and Fannie are abnormal in that the money they made made their directors wealthy but when they went belly up it was the public who assumed all the risk.

    2. Really REALLY stupid mark-to-market rules. Let’s say you own $1B in securitized mortgages. They’re not subprime and they’re not delinquent. Just a bunch of average joes you snapped up for your diverse portfolio. Enter Joe’s Mortgage Shack. They’re in trouble. BIG trouble. They need cash, like, yesterday so they dump their subprimes on the market for 25% of their market value (called a “fire sale”). Thanks to Enron, who made these types of shell games devastating, the new rules say that you must mark your perfectly good mortgages down 75% as well because that’s what the market is doing. Now let’s say you have some loans yourself. What exactly do you think your creditors will do now that you have lost $750M on paper? Thus you have companies like AIG that were fine one day and nearly ruined the next.

  • http://www.thescrote.com Scrote

    Moscow is the capital of Russia.

    The Capitol is a building that you and the Romans had in your capitals

    I think he intended it to say “Capitol” to illustrate how Moscow is their Washington DC.

    I could be wrong though and he might’ve just made a spelling mistake.

    JESUS CHRIST LUM HOW DARE YOU?!

  • Viz

    As John Nance Garner once said, the vice-presidency ain’t worth a warm pitcher of piss. Presidential candidates have been choosing their running mates to pander to constituencies since the day they stopped giving the spot to the runner-up. This is nothing new. Furthermore, the president himself (or, given a particular set of circumstances in the next four years, herself) doesn’t just get handed the helm with an “aye aye, captain,” he still has to play politics to get his agenda through. If an idiot VP gets to be president, he’ll simply be a lame duck from the get-go, minimizing the damage he can cause to some (admittedly still bad) baseline level.

  • Nicademus

    Lum, have you not seen Red Dawn? I mean christ man, she is the only thing between us and the Venezuelan army controlling the montana school system!

  • Sheepherder

    “If Russia ever attacked America, it wouldn’t be through Alaska… they do not have a sufficient supply corridor in that direction for a sustained assault.

    The logical route would be across the Atlantic, through northeastern Canada. It has a better supply route, and no one would really care about the invasion. It wouldn’t even get a mention or spin-off game on G4.”

    I’ve actually worked in Northern Ontario, specifically a small town called Kashechewan which had the unfortunate luck to flood when the three meter thick slabs of ice clogged the river during breakup. On the flight there, I was informed by a Lieutenant Colonel in the reserves that the Canadian Military had actually considered the area as a possible point of invasion but dismissed it as any mechanized infantry attempting to traverse the boglands on the way south would all invariably be swallowed alive by the peat giving way under the weight of vehicles, which supposedly can extend several dozen feet downwards and has a similar tendency as quicksand to liquify once weight is applied to it.

    “The Canadian citizens would probably even welcome the Russian troops for bringing in cheaper cigarettes and booze.”

    I’m not a fan of Vodka. I could live with an invasion by any of the nations on the British Isles though.

  • Kampf

    See what ya started Scott? Politics turn smart people into sheep and dumb people into “leaders”. It also brings out all the father rapists and mother killers.

    Both major candidates are flawed beyond belief and fail. Just ask yourself this: would you want either of them leading your Sunwell guild raids? I think not! McCain would constant change strats mid-fight and Obama would take forever to explain his strat while not giving you a goddamn clue as to what he plans to do.

    Yes, I know. Nerdraging is passe’. Shut up, it’s early here.

  • Doctor Memory

    @
    Boanerges

    “2. Really REALLY stupid mark-to-market rules.”
    Have to agree with you there. However I think it is a bit more. I watched “Enron: The Smartest Guys In the Room” this past weekend. Boy did it seem REAL familiar!
    A very interesting point though was that a lot of investment banks had gotten stock from Enron and then helped them hide their losses. I can’t help but wonder if what we are seeing now is just a continuation of the bad business practices that they engaged in.

  • All Of Them

    Um, All of Them Magazine reports Russia is closer to Alaska today than it was yesterday. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/sarah_palins_preferred_newsource

  • Rovenkar

    Guys, it’s actually quite funny to read your ‘land war’ musings. I live in Moscow. It’s got 10 million citizens. In case of war I won’t even bother going to the army sign-up point – I won’t have the time to get through the paperwork. I suppose I’ll have about half an hour from war actually beginning till it’s all radioactive dust many kilometres in any direction. Same is true for any of you living in million+ cities. You just can’t evacuate that many people. Sorta like Defcon, you know?

    Oh, and by the way. We don’t any war with you. We’ve just started to recover from the crash of USSR, both economically and politically. What I’m really afraid is, YOUR government may consider it a good idea to solve economical issues you bestowed upon yourselves with a war. It’s done before. I’m really afraid that we have year 1913, Internet-age version.

    I don’t wanna be radioactive dust, and neither do you, I suppose. Please choose your president wisely. I’m pretty safe with ours, but can’t say the same about yours.

  • Sheepherder

    Rovenkar, we know that a war between Russia and the U.S. is so unlikely that you would have to be an idiot to believe it, most people here are just elaborating on the difficulties that Russia would have to surmount to start a war with no point.

    This is why it’s funny that Palin thinks that Russia is a credible threat to the U.S. She is an idiot, pure and simple. Take a second, and think of what Canada would have to do to mount an attack on Moscow. Now imagine if a Russian politician spoke in front of you about how dangerous Canada is to Russia, how close the two countries are together on a map, and the military forces at Canada’s disposal. If a politician told you Canada was a threat you would laugh in his face, yes?

  • Rovenkar

    Good point, Sheepherder. I like your analogy :)

    I’d love to believe in your other point, that of ‘only an idiot would think war is possible’. Unfortunately, I can’t. History tends to repeat itself with inhuman precision and greater force each time around. But at the same time, I do hope that you’re right.