All You Zombies: A Message From Your Lich King

Posted on October 28, 2008 by Scott Jennings| 16 Comments

My deepest apologies.

It is my understanding that my invading forces, in their attempts to besiege your cities and snuff out all life on Azeroth, have inconvenienced the activities of common civilians. In the future, I will ensure that your commanding officers are informed well in advance of planned invasion times so that they may properly fortify themselves.

I have also looked into the issue of my plague being too quick in its purpose and too difficult to cure. Please be reassured that I have taken the matter up personally with my top necromancers and that any further incarnations of said plague should be only a slight challenge for your natural immune systems to overcome. Please forward any additional complaints to either Kel’thuzad or Anub’arak. 

Regards,
the Lich King Arthas.

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  • Pandanapper

    And he even sent candied eyeballs and a Plaguebloom Bouquet. Awwwww!!!! *flutters eyes*

  • http://worldofsolitaire.com Robert

    That’s really funny. I really enjoyed that post a lot :)

    I just hope Blizzard continues to do this in the future. The event added something to the experience of playing and was memorable. Sure it was a pain in the ass to do anything in Ironforge on Sunday, but it was still something I’ll remember.
    I hope Blizzard doesn’t cave into pressure from people who complain loudly.

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  • Freakazoid

    That post is so sincere, you could have jeff kaplan write that apology word for word and no one would be the wiser.

    Then again, jeff kaplan wouldn’t apologize for fucking the neighbor’s dog.

  • Pandanapper

    Then again, jeff kaplan wouldn’t apologize for fucking the neighbor’s dog.

    *rocking in a corner* Nice…warm…happy…place!

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  • Kade

    News flash: Players who enjoyed being complete assholes are drama queens. Film at 11.

  • ixobelle

    News Flash: A crybaby’s butt is 90% more like to get hurt than a normal citizen’s. Film at 11.

  • http://metrogamer.wordpress.com Ainoa

    What a sweetheart. Surely the Lich King Arthas didn’t want to inconvenience anyone, right?

  • VorpalK

    Events are fine. Changing the world is fine. Enabling sh!tsacks to grief people who specifically selected to NOT engage in PVP play is not.

    I’m glad I canceled my WoW account over a year ago (over queues), and the mismanaged crap like this event re-inforces that decision.

    Handle events like Turbine. Asherons Call had world changing events, but you didn’t have to deal with mouth breathing misanthropes who got their jollies from ruining other peoples nights to participate. And for the most part, you weren’t forced to at all.

  • Brask Mumei

    A well written response, elicited a chuckle from me.

    Of course, it just underlines the disconnect between the parties: the importance of a distinction of in-game and out-of-game norms and the developers need to respect them. This is the “problem of evil” in RPGs – you want High-Fantasy Evil, not the banality of corpse camping and newb squashing.

  • aet

    And if there is one thing that’s banal, it’s a zombie apocalypse.

  • Ashendarei

    nothing like a little drama post to stir up some more hits to your blog eh Lum?

  • Brask Mumei

    Aet:
    Zombie Apocalypse == Good.
    Auction House Griefing == Bad.

    The difficulty of trying to get one without the other is why we pay the developers the big bucks.

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  • http://www.bobsaget.com Beene

    Bonus points for the Hooters (NOT the restaurant) reference.