Today's Search Terms

Ya, somehow I don’t think Scott’s gonna break out the bubbly for that one.

Always trust the Internet for producing the most fucked up things.

Ahaha, the shadowbane one <3

Darkfall… how do I download that game, again?

“evony boob tactic”

Seriously? Is that a real tactic?

It seems Master of Magic tops my search terms. Probably because I mentioned it once or twice in comparison with Age of Wonders.

Probably the only guy who found my blog by searching for it who found want he wanted to find was the one who searched for, “why does dungeon seoge two suck so bad?”

porn elf gay

Is there any other kind?

Haha! I can just imagine the thought process of someone searching for “porn and raping free online games” and seeing a link called “Broken Toys”.

Scott has finally arrived.

Not the term I would use.

Oh nice, I’ve started getting “women who like to be groped” and “girls who want sexism in video games” personally.

I imagine they take quite a few pages of search results to find.

In the great tradition of Mr. Jennings commenting on each:

worst physician powerpoint ever -He’ll be the one looking at your tonsils with a laser pointer.
red light district game -House of Ill Repute Online. Or Second Life. Or any game you play in a darkroom.
fallschirmjagers -I assume you want this. In glorious Führercolor. Those who made it out alive went to Hollywood after the war to appear as extras in Esther Williams pictures.
pvp games -Can you be more specific? There are many of them.
columbine massacre rpg -Yeah, that’d be one, probably.
lich king toy -And what a broken toy it is.
free star wars mmo -Mr. Lucas will get right back to you on this.
carrie from mythic moved back to daoc? -Carrie me back to old Virginia (oh wait, if she’s at Mythic, she’s probably there already).
hoi2 doomsday mac mod -You’re on a mac. ‘Nuff said.
darkfall us launch fails -And Queen Victoria just died.
metaphors for top of your game -I like “sewer grate”, myself.
free realms raiding -I’d rather raid a free buffet.
funny video on how to motivate employees -Any scene from “Glengarry Glen Ross” will do the trick.
i dont know what i have been told -And I don’t know what I’ve just answered.
darkfall june subscription numbers -Tasos will set you straight.
porn and raping free online games -Never mind.
mcgucken videogame patent -Wonder if it comes in two-ply.
asshole raid leader wow rocket surgery -Then you want a hybrid of Richard Nixon, Wernher von Braun and Christiaan Barnard. With a laser pointer.
turbine layoff -It’s very sad, and I hope they can land on their feet.
porn elf gay -I’m sure you can end up with something nice doing a montage of the Legolas footage in LOTR. Might as well turn out to be the finest piece of acting Orlando Bloom made in those films.
darkfall how do i download game again -Nothing easier. It’s right after you enter your credit card information again.
world of warcraft sex -Er… okay…
brad mcquaid -Yes, we like him too.
evony boob tactic -You play Evony; all that’s missing is the tactics.
shadowbane will kill daoc -And Darkfall will kill both. Never mind they’ll fall dead on their own.
jade raymond sexy -She is. But does she make good games?
bandwidth per player in l2 server -The five-year plan determined this last year; if you don’t know, you should check with your local commissar.
darkfall changes 2009 -Queen Victoria is no longer playing it; no longer amused, you know. And then she died, which didn’t help.
i hate wow -Welcome to the club.

“porn and raping free online games
porn elf gay”

Yuck! At least it wasn’t Elf Bestiality!

“asshole raid leader wow rocket surgery” refers specifically to Sebudai, guildmaster of Juggernaut.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.wow.com/media/2006/12/sebspeakerwg2.jpg

I see uncomfortable similarities to me on a forum.

@Vetarnias
Nah, I just have a similar, “you apes need to stop being so stupid” tendency. Like this little gem:

And that’s the reality of any Internet forum debate. There’s no referee to point out when somebody’s debate completely sucks and they’re just being stubborn, and that’s why ad hominem ceases to have any real context. There was simply nothing else left me to do but call them out as not even trying to meet me half way, whether it was deliberate, subconscious, or simply something they weren’t capable of doing.

Oddly enough, wording it academically makes it even worse.

The strangest I’ve seen coming to me was “is loot generated on opening or receiving”

I’m not sure what brought that search to me!