Email to an emailing list set up quickly for the survivors of Monday’s purge: “So let’s all get together tomorrow afternoon and compare notes.”
Me: “OK, if I can get there, since I’m currently sitting in a dentist’s chair and can’t feel my jaw.”
Matthew Weigel: “Pics or it didn’t happen.”
Me: (shrugs) “OK, you asked for it.” (flips iPhone around, takes extremely unflattering self portrait with numbed-open jaw)
Eric Kearns: “I present: Lum the Vlad!”
If I cross my arms, you can't see me.
Jon Jones: “I went with a different approach.”
This should help with my new career as a Vegas lounge singer.
Everyone: “Those are great! You should post those on your blog!”
Me: “Sure, it’s not like I’m looking for work or anything!”