I Am Not Making Any Word Of This Up

Alganon decides David Allen isn’t enough of a controversial developer, replaces him with Derek Smart.

(In case you haven’t kept up with gaming soap operas over the years, David Allen, before his tenure on Alganon, was the original lead designer of Horizons, which had a…. somewhat troubled past. Derek Smart, before his tenure on Alganon, was Derek Smart.)

This just in: Smart introduces himself to the Alganon community in his usual measured, moderate style.

Dave Allen didn’t “depart”. I fired him back in February for insurbordination and for acting against the best interests of the company. Shortly after the investors of the LLC unanimously voted him off the LLC. So yeah, he has been gone since Feb 22, 2010. I am not at liberty to go into any further details at this time but only to say that eventually everything we do can and will catch up with us. It is only a matter of time. I also fired Jason Blood – his long time buddy – shortly after that and for the same reason.

The Dec 1st launch of the game should never have happened. It was a mistake that has not only cost the company money but has also cost people their jobs and put an otherwise exceptional product at risk. As a game developer, I know all too well that if your game is not finished and you release it, thats just asking for trouble. No matter how great the game and technology are, it can and will fail. Especially in this industry climate. The average gamer is as finnicky as a hummingbird on acid, with a very short attention span and a penchant for being largely unforgiving. In other words, pulling a stunt like that is the death knell for many a game and company.

This whole “WoW look-a-like” rubbish, is gone. I’ve essentially asked them to throw it all out and for the artists to come up with the game’s own unique look and feel for for both the web UI as well as the game UI itself. You don’t go competiting with WoW when you don’t have a WoW sized budget or the manpower to match. But thats what David wanted to do and I’ve pretty much tossed it all. The team was unable to actually do this previously due to David wanting it that way, even though they knew it was a terrible decision.

You know, I’m tempted to subscribe just to keep reading these posts. Oh wait. I don’t have to!

We’re also getting rid of the monthly subscriptions. They are currently suspended, but will be gone for good. I put that plan into place since Dec 2009 with a view to making the game “subscription free” but supported via sales (I was the one who had the client price reduced to $19.95 as well btw) of the client as well as micro-transactions. It is not a traditional F2P game, but if thats what we have to do in the long run, then so be it. For now, we’re taking baby steps.

Derek Smart: the last community manager you’ll ever desire.

  • VPellen

    On an only slightly related note, Alganon’s feature list fills me with a sort of dreary sense of despair.

  • http://stabbedup.blogspot.com/ Stabs

    I’m waiting with interest for the first troll to say “wow rip-off” and Mr Smart to come back with “well of course it is – that’s what you all want, bitches”.

  • Bo Williams

    “Derek Smart, brings a distinguished resume of over twenty years of game development and a reputation for getting the job done.”

    Uh, what.

  • VPellen

    Stabs :
    I’m waiting with interest for the first troll to say “wow rip-off”

    If I actually believe it, am I still a troll?

    Though to be fair, “WoW ripoff” doesn’t mean a whole lot these days. It’s probably less an active desire to derive and more a complete lack of desire to deviate from an accepted standard. Which is fair enough, I guess.

  • Rodalpho

    You need to read up on Alganon. It’s a carbon copy of WoW. The UI looks EXACTLY the same.

  • http://dsob.wordpress.com geldonyetich

    I figured Derek Smart would be getting into MMORPG development sooner or later, but I’m surprised to see that he’d be interested in this blatant WoW knockoff when his real interest has always been trying to realize his horrendously overambitious Battlecruiser brainchild.

    If their goal was to hire a known developer to get me to pay attention to Alganon, even if out of morbid curiosity, then mission accomplished.

  • blastomite

    Maybe I am in the minority, but I really liked the game “Demise”, which IIRC was the predecessor to Horizons.
    The game was written in VB but it was a good time for us die hard Wizardry fans.

  • Aufero

    I’m trying to figure out which circle of hell this represents for Alganon’s Community Manager.

  • http://ambernight.org Amber

    “The game will initially offer two races and four classes.”

    Get outa town!! I hope it’s Dark Elves and Forest Elves!!

  • unsurprised

    Honestly, after working for Allen (and living to tell the tale), Smart is an improvement.

  • ethereal.wolf

    wow. this takes the cake. lol.

  • Anticorium

    Might not be that bad a move.

    Derek Smart’s bad reputation is built off a badass sustained Usenet flame war. It saddens me to say, but I doubt you could find ten thousand people who still care about Usenet as a conversational medium. Most of the people in QOL’s target audience will, if you sit them down and try to explain Usenet, have a mental model of something like a giant phpBB site, only with themes.

    So take away the Usenet flame war part of his resume. What’s left? A smart-mouthed, opinionated guy impressed with his own intellect. But one who has also sustained himself as a developer on basically one game and a series of patches he’s been releasing for a decade and a half. That’s valuable work experience for the MMORPG model, and probably why QOL hired him.

    As for his reputation? Meh to both the good and bad parts. Everyone who thinks Derek Smart is poison will avoid their product, which as a proportion of the total market is sort of like everyone who hated Trammel ragequitting WoW in a huff.[1] And his fanboy legions, who are equally small, will hop on, which is sort of like the entire population of EQ2 joining WoW in whatever the opposite of a huff is.

    [1] Note that Tom Chilton went to work for Blizzard, so this may have actually happened, and nobody even noticed.

  • http://wowpanda.blogspot.com/ wowpanda

    Maybe this is why people still join the game industry, for sitcoms.

    From what I read on Derek Smart, he is not bad at all. He is a independent developer, and I have a lot of respect to independent business owners. It took guts and smarts to be one and they work hard especially when they are small.

    PS. No I am not Derek Smart.

  • Goodgimp

    I think his direction is the only chance of this game getting saved. Getting rid of the WoW clone aspect (I mean the entire UI being ripped off… could there be a lawsuit brewing of this?) and removing the subscription fee.

  • Eric

    I see tremendous potential here. Entertainment potential, at least.

  • Vetarnias

    First comment eaten up by Scott’s electronic bulldog. Retrying.

    I don’t know what to think of this. Smart’s pedigree/rise to “fame” seems to date back mostly to my pre-Internet days. Why he was hired there, I don’t know.

    Looking at the company profile, I’m getting the picture of a founder who is mostly a B2B entrepreneur, with much knowledge of e-business and (from his profile) very little experience of games. Presumably, he’s hired Smart just to be able to sit back and let him do his trick. I don’t know his other businesses, but just the names and their location make me wonder whether I’ve accidentally traipsed into a time warp back to 1999…

    Firing Allen & Co…. you’d have to be quite vindictive to let the dirty laundry out in public, one-upping your own press release. Insubordination? (Trendy, isn’t it?) You mean Smart was appointed above their heads, got rid of them, and took over their jobs?

    I haven’t played Alganon, nor am I planning to after this, but wasn’t that whole UI Not At All Ripped Off From A Certain Game By Blizzard a joke second only to Evony? In a way, Smart is right, but I don’t think being abrasive and gloating over having fired people (what are the rest of their employees thinking now?) would win me over to that game.

  • Vaxhacker

    Coke machines beware…

  • http://blog.eldergoth.com/ Carson

    Stabs :
    I’m waiting with interest for the first troll to say “wow rip-off” and Mr Smart to come back with “well of course it is – that’s what you all want, bitches”.

    Actually, the post from Derek Smart that was quoted continues to say:

    Derek Smart :
    This whole “WoW look-a-like” rubbish, is gone. I’ve essentially asked them to throw it all out and for the artists to come up with the game’s own unique look and feel for for both the web UI as well as the game UI itself.You don’t go competing with WoW when you don’t have a WoW sized budget or the manpower to match. But thats what David wanted to do and I’ve pretty much tossed it all. The team was unable to actually do this previously due to David wanting it that way, even though they knew it was a terrible decision.

  • Boanerges

    The average gamer is as finnicky as a hummingbird on acid

    I don’t want to know how he knows this.

  • Robin Kestrel

    Bold. Decisive. When your product image is a joke, I guess you gotta make a clear break with what has gone before to try to salvage anything of it.

    Of course, you can’t be like that *all* the time. Then you’re just a conceited ass.

  • http://stabbedup.blogspot.com/ Stabs

    @ Carson

    Heh, fair enough.

    I figured he’d do something knee-jerk on day one regarding the game’s number one PR problem.

    Blaming it all on the guy who got sacked and bragging that he’s ordered a new paintjob is actually more sensible than I was expecting.

  • Mordur

    Derek Smart! Derek Smart! Derek Smart!

  • Aufero

    Mordur :
    Derek Smart! Derek Smart! Derek Smart!

    Chanting “Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!” is safer – he’s less likely to respond.

  • http://casualdoes.wordpress.com Randomessa

    Well, hmmm. This all sounds pretty discouraging (as does any higher-management shakeup), but I’d be interested in seeing how Smart manages to completely re-do the art assets of Alganon, and what they’ll look like afterward.

  • Zuzax

    Mordur :
    Derek Smart! Derek Smart! Derek Smart!

    I’m surprised he hasn’t appeared here in a bang and puff of smoke. He must be losing it these days…

  • hitnrun

    I can’t express in English words how happy I am right now. Some of the best laughs of my youth were reading Derek Smart-related posts on the various proto-blogs of that era.

    I wish Derek Smart a good, long tenure as the Vince McMahon of this wonderful company, whatever it’s called.

  • M

    Based on what I’ve seen, I will totally play Alganon in 2004.

  • Michael P

    Despite the delivery, everything that Derek said in your quotes above appears to be true.

  • http://dsob.wordpress.com geldonyetich

    Re: Derek Smart’s address.

    Very sharply presented and true, really. The MMORPG field is so overgluted that you need (A) a unique niche and (B) a draw of a F2P price to get people to even give your game the time of day. The bit about early launches seems to be something that the vast majority of MMORPG releases seem bad at getting.

    The only concern at this point is if their pockets are really deep enough to facilitate the necessary change to be successful.

  • Kampf

    Did the way-back machine get stuck? Should have hoped for another Mushroom-housing exploit. Smart is entertaining for a bit, but then he isnt great about coming up with fresh material after the first few volleys. D+ graded asshat, imo.

  • Sheepherder

    Smart’s words would be poignant if his first point wasn’t repeating Mark Jacobs circa 2008 and his solution wasn’t to embark on a NGE.

  • silvertemplar

    Well without being funny, if we ignore Derek Smart’s history here and just read his comments for what he is actually saying…

    ..doesn’t anyway else feel like going “AMEN” ? Come on, everything he said about MMOs failing for being released unfinished, to WoW-cloning without the budget and removing subscriptions is exactly what we REALLY WANT TO HEAR from a development house.

    I mean, what’s the alternative? PR bull-crap veiled in some “we are adding more features in 3 months” nonsense?

  • http://stabbedup.blogspot.com/ Stabs

    @ Silvertemplar

    That’s just the point. Everyone reads what he wrote and feels like going AMEN!

    Then our inner bullshit detectors get in and we go “hang on, he’s changing the game from being a crappy WoW-clone to being a crappy WoW-clone with a facelift.” It’s really not all that exciting.

    It’s exciting PR bullcrap as opposed to the bland PR bullcrap we usually get but it doesn’t mean the game will actually be good.

  • blastomite

    If anyone can ensure that a game stays in a permanent beta state for 10+ years its definitely Derek smart.

    Perfect for the MMO Genre.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlecruiser_3000AD

    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/game-reviews/completely-libelous-review.php?page=2

  • TylerDurden

    silvertemplar :
    Well without being funny, if we ignore Derek Smart’s history here and just read his comments for what he is actually saying…
    ..doesn’t anyway else feel like going “AMEN” ? Come on, everything he said about MMOs failing for being released unfinished, to WoW-cloning without the budget and removing subscriptions is exactly what we REALLY WANT TO HEAR from a development house.
    I mean, what’s the alternative? PR bull-crap veiled in some “we are adding more features in 3 months” nonsense?

    Actually I read that objectively since I’d completely forgotten who Smart was and his release made him seem like a little kid whose daddy just bought him a company to be the head of. Which is really cool, don’t get me wrong, I just think daddy should’ve also bought a PR person to do the talking.

  • http://Chrome.blogspot.com Chrome

    When the gaming industry starts acting like an actual industry and starts having PR and management perform on the same level of your local used car dealership or even that of an enthusiastic Craigslist.org handy man, let me know.

    I’m really left speechless. So I typed something I hoped would be clever. Damned Internet!

  • Vetarnias

    @TylerDurden

    “I just think daddy should’ve also bought a PR person to do the talking.”

    But daddy has a PR person, if we look at that press release. But it seems we’re dealing with the kind of kid who insists on making his own breakfast, while the butler has to clean up after him.

  • Pacer Dawn

    Out of that entire Derek Smart post, this is the part that is of the most interest:

    And no, Alganon is not going to be QOL’s only game. I will let you dwell on that for a bit, but until then, my lips are sealed. ;)

    Basically, he’s there because QOL is going to help him make the Battlecruiser MMO. But first they have to get the Alganon ship righted.

  • http://dsob.wordpress.com geldonyetich

    @Pacer Dawn
    Well spotted and agreed.

    Derek Smart is glib, there’s no doubt about that. Heck, it’s hard not to be glib when your name is Derek Smart. Further, he’s got a track record for reaching for the impossible and releasing something that requires the user have a remarkable amount of patience with a neigh unfathomable interface and the patience to mentally map out the minefield of what makes his games crash.

    However, I’m willing to consider these minor concerns when I recognize that he’s an MMORPG developer who recognizes that generating a WoW clone on a limited budget, releasing an unfinished game, and trying to go P2P in a glutted market are all paths to failure. You could grab a whino off the street and put him in charge: if he only knows these three points, he’ll produce a better MMORPG than most of those we’ve encountered yet.

    At this point, the devil is in the implementation. Time will tell how well that is navigated.

  • Gx1080

    That statement would be nicer if it wasn’t delivered by one of the most egotistical, narcissistic programmers that I’ve ever seen.

  • Ed

    Bo Williams :
    “Derek Smart, brings a distinguished resume of over twenty years of game development and a reputation for getting the job done.”
    Uh, what.

    Well technically Battlecrusier 3000 did actually launch, so it was theoretically “done” at one point.

  • faefrost

    Vetarnias :First comment eaten up by Scott’s electronic bulldog. Retrying.

    Firing Allen & Co…. you’d have to be quite vindictive to let the dirty laundry out in public, one-upping your own press release. Insubordination? (Trendy, isn’t it?) You mean Smart was appointed above their heads, got rid of them, and took over their jobs?

    Well yeah… but am I wrong in thinking it’s extremely unusual to have your last TWO MMO development houses do pretty much the same exact thing to you? In public? I mean really? Didn’t we see almost the same conversation happen when Allen left Horizons by being tossed out on his ass?

    As far as Smart. I think he missed his true calling. He should forget the whole “making games” thing and simply start writing a blog.

  • Horse

    faefrost :He should forget the whole “making games” thing and simply start writing a blog.

    Seems to work for Lum.

    (ooooh, burn! I’m only kidding, just too funny to pass up.)

  • http://www.battlevortex.com Fear

    I don’t know about you guys, but if I ever meet him, I will likely punch him in his face. Just for the publicity of course.

  • Davide

    Bet he’ll replace the WoW clone stuff with …..

    .

    .

    .

    wait for it ..

    .
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    BattleCruisers!

  • http://gawaintheblind.com GTB

    If they just wanted a gamer celebrity, they should have gone with somebody more famous. Somebody who was, for instance, featured prominently on massively.com recently.

  • Bob

    “Derek Smart: the last community manager you’ll ever desire.”

    Thanks for that benchmark. Trying to think what being a community manager under Derek would be like is enough to keep me happy at any future job I may hold.

  • http://dsob.wordpress.com geldonyetich

    Thanks for that benchmark. Trying to think what being a community manager under Derek would be like is enough to keep me happy at any future job I may hold.

    I could see that being either real bad or real good depending on if the management holds you responsible for Derek’s lip or grants you compete permission to be just as scathing with the average forum twit.

  • http://www.antipwn.com/blog IainC

    geldonyetich :
    I could see that being either real bad or real good depending on if the management holds you responsible for Derek’s lip or grants you compete permission to be just as scathing with the average forum twit.

    Trust me, having a senior manager who doesn’t know when to shut up is never a good thing regardless of how much latitude you’re given.

  • http://timhowgego.com/ Tim Howgego

    I must admit, I had to check the calendar. You were 2 weeks too early.

    Dr. Smart (*cough*) has some experience that will be very useful to Alganon: He survived one of the worst releases in video game history. And then subsequently managed to resell the same re-hacked code over and over again. On the flip side, his games are extremely niche. That may reflect where Alganon actually is, but is completely at odds with its design. His statements are also little changed from 15 years ago, which is probably why you and I are cynical, and people like Tobold find him refreshing:

    The v1.01D7C [I'm not making this up] patch will be out by the end of the month, complete with all game systems operational… +/- 2 years.

    But in a world of faceless corporate clone development, at least Derek can be guaranteed to liven things up…

    Oh, and “Battlecruiser Online” has already got 10 years of development work behind it. Just you wait and see…