Someone Complained This Blog Had Not Had Enough Tractors Recently

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Scott Jennings| 27 Comments


(Note: this song is not very good at all)

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  • dartwick

    Another ass hole farmer. Great.

  • http://www.therealstupid.com Stupid

    “Not very good” is a positively GLOWING review compared to how I would describe this.

  • goodgimp

    Well, I guess I have to give him at least one point for working ‘hoss’ into a song.

  • http://ambernight.org Amber

    Point of order, but isn’t that a combine? I believe this blogs string of tractorless posts continues.

  • http://www.eartheternal.com Matt Mihaly

    What kind of loser drives an International Harvester combine? May as well slap a ‘Clueless n00b’ bumper sticker on that thing.

    You can pry my cold, mortified hands off my John Deere when hell freezes over.

    –matt, who grew up in rural Wisconsin and thus knows these things even if he’s never worked on a farm.

  • http://geldonsgaming.blogspot.com geldonyetich

    Ah, rural America, where being the biggest asshole possible is oft regarded the sincerest form of patriotism.

    Well, not really. This is sort of like the gangster rap of hicks. He’s got the farmers daughter (four of them, apparently) he’s got the tractor, so step off, hippy: this is his turf. His career will end when they find him decomposing in a field with a hoe in his back, a grisly end to a turf war with rival country western singer, Bill Everyman.

    Still, I can’t question his contribution to mainstream tractor-related entertainment.

  • Matt

    You totally just earned Mr. Morgan $0.04 or whatever he makes after Apple and Broken Bow Records take their cuts from my iTunes purchase.

  • Whorhay

    Having been that guy driving a tractor I’d like to say shove off! There certainly are jerks who drive farm machinery and don’t pull over to let traffic by periodically. In my experience though they are a small minority. While the road raging drivers don’t seem to be quite as rare.

  • Grinning Reaper

    Having been that guy driving a tractor I’d like to say shove off! There certainly are jerks who drive farm machinery and don’t pull over to let traffic by periodically. In my experience though they are a small minority. While the road raging drivers don’t seem to be quite as rare.  

    Here here and Amen!
    And I remember whenever my area is hit with blizzards and people get stuck in them, their lives in danger, it’s those same people who are out for 30+ hours straight on their snowmobiles doing search and rescue of those same people who rage at them.
    And farmer’s daughters>WoW Elfettes.

  • Hatch

    Ah, rural America, where being the biggest asshole possible is oft regarded the sincerest form of patriotism.

    Amen there, and they have their own news station now at Fox!

  • dartwick

    Having been that guy driving a tractor I’d like to say shove off! There certainly are jerks who drive farm machinery and don’t pull over to let traffic by periodically. In my experience though they are a small minority. While the road raging drivers don’t seem to be quite as rare.  

    This guy is bragging about a 3 mile back up and you dont think he qualifies as one of the jerks that wont pull over periodically?

    Deluded much?

    Anyway I have relatives who are farmers. I went to schools with farmers and I live next to one. Pretty much like everyone else – most are nice guys but they also have have a lot of jerks in their ranks.

  • Hatch

    Pretty much the guy who would back up traffic for miles AND make a song about it is safely categorized as a giant douche. Also his southern accent, fake or not.

  • Vleskoe

    Falls on deaf ears of corn? FFA? 4H? Bumper Crop? All that in the same song? Smells like….VICTORY!

  • JeremyT

    I’m confused, is this 3rd generation farmer a reference to Derek Smart, or to Bass Player?

  • http://wowpanda.blogspot.com/ wowpanda

    I used to hate country music, but somehow I like that song (not enough to buy it though). I hope the author posted that music, else I will be forced to buy that song.

  • Freakazoid

    hard workin’ farmer

    *drives a combine that does all the work*

  • Jarnis

    “This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. ”

    YouTube is mostly useless these days…

  • http://geldonsgaming.blogspot.com geldonyetich

    “This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. ”YouTube is mostly useless these days…  

    Apparently I was blocked for providing an alt-link as it was too spamlike.

    Just search for “international harvester chris morgan” and you should find it somewhere.

  • tannenburg

    Having spent my early working career compiling farm accident reports (shout out to UW Madison Dept. of Ag!) let me just say that so far in my long career of work in the IT field I have yet to have an arm ripped off by my laptop’s PTO, fall into a microprocessor silo and expire from the deadly fumes, or get gored by a rampaging IP address.

    Still, I make it a point of order not to drive on no-passing-lane rural roads around rush hour.

  • http://www.noprisonersnomercy.com Julie Whitefeather

    Ah, rural America, where being the biggest asshole possible is oft regarded the sincerest form of patriotism.Well, not really. This is sort of like the gangster rap of hicks. He’s got the farmers daughter (four of them, apparently) he’s got the tractor, so step off, hippy: this is his turf. His career will end when they find him decomposing in a field with a hoe in his back, a grisly end to a turf war with rival country western singer, Bill Everyman.Still, I can’t question his contribution to mainstream tractor-related entertainment.  [Quote this in reply]

    Now THAT is funny.

  • http://www.independentcreator.com Matt

    I don’t mind the slow driving, but does he have to have band practice in the middle of the intersection? Dude, you can use my garage if you’re out of space. Or the bums downtown just play outside the BART station, looks like they make some decent change, actually.

  • Jaydub

    I’d much rather watch Corn Fed by Shannon Brown! I like my country from hotties.

  • Simpering Samuel

    geldonyetich :(

  • hkedi

    Pretty much the guy who would back up traffic for miles AND make a song about it is safely categorized as a giant douche. Also his southern accent, fake or not.  

    he needs this shirt

    Pretty much the guy who would back up traffic for miles AND make a song about it is safely categorized as a giant douche. Also his southern accent, fake or not.  

    he needs this shirt: http://guildedage.net/images/shirt.jpg

  • http://geldonsgaming.blogspot.com geldonyetich

    Simpering Samuel
    geldonyetich :(

    Oh, lighten up.

  • tungstenHead

    It was a lovely spring day and I was travelling from one field west of town to one north of town. A few puffy white clouds in the sky. I was pulling off the road every hundred meters to allow traffic by. Busy road. Busy. I nearly ran a red light with a police car coming in the other direction, but I got through it just in time, though, so that was all fine. With the fellow behind me stuck at the red-light, I’d be able to get some road behind me without much fuss.

    A kilometer up the road further, I see there’s some yellow flashing lights behind me. Tow-truck, maybe? I pull off and let him creep by. Just an escort truck, moving at about 50km/h (that’d be about 30MPH). I look back again; some more yellow flashing lights. They come creeping up.

    It’s a house. I was just passed by a house. Tractors, sirs, are truly the slowest things on the road.

    Also, I heard that song way too many times over the summer. I almost like it now.

  • Tsagoth

    It’s a great song. It more than suffices until the next tractor-based entry appears.