In a stunning development, Wolfpack Studios announced that they are partnering with the Sanrio Company Ltd. of Japan to create “Hello Kitty Online”. “Hello Kitty Online”, formerly known as “Shadowbane”, will be brightly lit and festive and everyone will always be happy. “We really are targeting the 12-16 yr old young girl demographic with this release”, said Todd “Hello Warden” Coleman, Wolfpack’s founder and marketing director. “This game will feature demons and cats with anatomically correct genitalia that will provide a proper role model that today’s growing young woman can look up to.”
In a related devlopment, J. “J.” J., of Crossroads of Shadowbane, was placed on a round-the-clock suicide watch at Mercy General Hospital.