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FRANCE ANGRILY DENOUNCES INTERNET, DENIES THAT ITS MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN HARBORS Y CHROMOSOMES [Author: Lum the Mad]

And some days, I just can’t make this stuff up.

McMillan said Gossuin, who arrived Tuesday in Puerto Rico, was being fitted for a gown and swimsuit to wear in the May 11 pageant and had not yet been asked about her gender.

“There will be some determination. Wardrobe ladies have instructions to report immediately,” she said.

[Madame du] Fontenay[, head of the Miss France Committee,] denounced the Internet as an uncontrolled medium where rumor-mongers, pedophiles, prostitutes and criminals could go about their business with impunity.

Mdme. du Fontenay then immediately repaired to her bedchamber, where she was scheduled to entertain several high-ranking members of the Wehrmacht.