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PROBABLY THE MOST SURREAL SECURITY ALERT YOU WILL EVER READ…

…comes straight from games.slashdot.

SecurityFocus reports that players sharing house designs through Electronic Arts’ Sims 2 Exchange are finding their game behaving oddly: espresso machines mysteriously satisfy all the Sims needs, Sims are suddenly comfortable with open relationships, and the social worker no longer cares how they treat their children.

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