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No, But He Is Full Of Fruity Goodness

Wired News has word that Jack Thompson has decided to sue Gawker Media, owner of the constantly updating yet oddly content-free gaming news site Kotaku for, apparently, being on the Internet.

Yes, Thompson uses the phrase “Not!” in his court filings, along with such bon mots as “slim to none, and Slim just left town” and “human piñata” in reference to himself. I am reasonably sure that Thompson is not filled with candy.

Kotaku also has news on their being sued, but sadly it is lacking in speculation on whether or not Jack Thompson is in fact filled with candy.