Parents discover the Internet is for porn, sue Internet for all the monies.

Almost as silly a headline:

Teen, mom sue for $30 million
Suit filed in Travis County claims popular Internet site fails to protect children from adult sexual predators.

Because, clearly, if children are meeting bad people somewhere, it is the Interweb’s fault. Because you can lie on the Interweb. And THAT MUST BE STOPPED!

To create an account, a MySpace user must list a name, an e-mail address, sex, country and date of birth.

“None of this has to be true,” the lawsuit said.

Clearly, the only logical response is to yank all the demonic wires out of the ground and return to the churning of butter manually.