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Bill O’Reilly Hates Everything You Like

As seen in this podcast description of his frothy/ing radio show, Bill O’Reilly just plain doesn’t like you.

Did you ever talk to these computer geeks? I mean, can you carry on a conversation with them? \’e2\’80\’a6I really fear for the United States because, believe me, the jihadists? They\’e2\’80\’99re not playing the video games. They\’e2\’80\’99re killing real people over there.

Damn it, WE ARE NOT KILLING ENOUGH REAL PEOPLE. We’re falling behind in the killin’ front. Get to it, Christian soldiers.

Seriously, O’Reilly’s actions clearly can have only one justification.

He’s declared war on Christmas.