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That Warlock Thing 2: Catholic Boogaloo

Warlocks, frustrated, cast Divine Intervention

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit

Dear God, please intercede on our behalf to grant wisdom and strength to Blizzard Entertainment. They are truly servants of God, they bring happiness to millions of people the world over and through their games encourage holy chastity.

In these troubled times, however, their wisdom has been clouded. In your infinite power, we pray to you to do us the service of interceding to prevent the life tap nerf.

The true god of warlocks had no comment as of yet.