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Oh, it's ON like an AC0 Donkey Kong

McCain’s latest salvo at Obama:

It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons crowd to disparage a fellow countryman’s memory of war from the comfort of mom’s basement…

Someone needs to let Granddad McCain know that since he left the military in 1937, quite a few of today’s Generation Kill actually not only play Dungeons and Dragons – THEY PLAY MMOs. One of the things Sanya Weathers made a point of doing at Mythic (you know, when not disparaging McCain’s memories from her mom’s basement) was making sure that military DAOC players deployed to Iraq had all their subscription worries taken care of. You know, since they had other things on their mind and all, like bullets.

But, you know, it’s typical of the pro-McCain Sarsparilla and Goofy Golf crowd to disparage a fellow politican’s reputation from the comfort of Karl Rove’s basement.

Edit: Your VOICES HAVE BEEN HEARD from deep within Mom’s basement! Oh, and yeah, bring some Cheetos.

If my comments caused any harm or hurt to the hard working Americans who play Dungeons & Dragons, I apologize. This campaign is committed to increasing the strength, constitution, dexterity, intelligence, wisdom, and charisma scores of every American.

Clearly, this means that McCain is planning on running a Monty Haul campaign if elected Dungeon Master. Why, he’ll just give out artifact-level gear like CANDY. Plus, if Goldfarb was a REAL hard core arr-peer, he clearly would have pandered to Warlocks. But no, we have to favor those Christian Coalition-friendly Priests instead, don’t we? God, if only we could get some fiscal conservatives from the Elitist Jerks board in charge. Next, the McCain camp will say that our troops in Afghanistan don’t NEED fire resist.

Barack Obama was not available for comment, since he was busy being Chaotic Awesome.