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A Modest Proposal

Adam Martin has a plan for dealing with recruiters.

I’ve never failed to appreciate the sheer… gumption of recruiters who call you on your work phone. “Hi, this is Scott. How’d you get this number. Oh, you got it from my business card passed down from three other people, right. No, I’m not looking for another job. Yes, I’m a lead designer. No, I’m not wanting to move to Shanghai. No, really. I’m sure. Yep. Yes, if I ever get so angsty that I’m willing to discuss jumping ship in the middle of an open workspace with 8 of my team members listening in, I will definitely give you a call. No, really, YOU have a nice day.”