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AN EQUATION TO CONSIDER [Author: lum]

Bono, 5% of the Napa shard, sends this:

UO + All powerful red-robed men + donuts (gotta have em in any equation) + trying to make the game “fair” by cracking down on macroers = Communism!

It makes sense, given enough tranquilizers. In other news, I’m looking for someone to maintain the manic pace of updates to this site while I’m away at Austin this weekend giving the beatdown to Mister Fancy Cuffs. So far I’ve considered Britney Spears, Angela the non-trenchcoated Goth, a small, cute puppy, Worf, and blowing it off and just making you suffer until Monday.