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ARISE, UPDATERS OF DRTWISTER.COM… YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR MUSHROOMS [Author: lum]

Trouble in Tornado Alley? Check out these posts from our rapidly the-place-to-be message board:

Hey i’m a reasonably important figure in drtwister, and I personally think that aperson is a total dolt.. In fact I hate all the stupid updaters.. However drtwister is tired of updating all the time when all everyone does is bitch, so quit yer fuckin whining..

soy

Dissent? You have no idea…

Aperson

PS Soy, who the fuck are you, and what do you do for DrT?

In related news, the updaters for lum.xrgaming.net also started bitching at each other on other sites’s message boards, until they realized they were, in fact, all the same person, at which time they calmly went back home and waited for the UO2 Interactive p0rn Demo.

Dr. TwisTer was unavailable for comment, having moved on to Everquest.