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THIS IS A WAR ALERT. MINE IS THE LAST VOICE YOU WILL EVER HEAR. DO NOT BE ALARMED. [Author: wirehead]

While the arsenal of democracy had its back turned, listening to foolish pseudo-Frenchmen prattle about isolationism, the ENEMY has struck, yes, struck at the heart of all we hold dear.

A site known only as “GAME OF THE MOMENT“, and up until this point seemingly preoccupied with such matters as which updater to fire and how the site owner would ever make it past high school, has actually DECLARED WAR on beloved Musashi, seeker of arcane lore and dedicated follower of fashion.

This aggression cannot… nay, it WILL NOT be allowed to stand. We cannot idly sit by while godless FRENCHMEN besmirch the honor of all that we have paid for in BLOOD. We must… we WILL throw back this assault. And here is how.

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The war is currently being fought here. The enemy does not currently have the technology to maintain their own forum, but do not let your guard down! YOU MUST help these brave defenders of Liberty, Justice, and Keeping Bones’ Bans Active. But we must be prepared for the fight to spill onto our own blessed shores. Be ever vigilant. That woman you see walking down the street might just be a SPY! (You had best interrogate her, preferably with blunt objects.)

They will not pass… because here we make our stand. For the children.