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THE NEWS, CUZ THIS IS LIKE A NEWS SITE AND STUFF [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

HEADLINE:

The legend of HAT has found purchase within the polygonal land of Sosaria. In a kingdom without its king, the hat may actually rule.

Niobe and The Search for Arcadian’s Hat 3D.

In other news, Jinx has a super duper sexy new look. Kinda like Something Awful, but with more typos.

Meanwhile, the good doctor fell victim to the Y2K.1 bug. You know, the one that doesn’t let you update your site more than once every three months.

Finally, a few of our more active Samizadata participants are already demonstrating why they deserve consideration in the 2001 Lum Awards.

I’m Arcadian Del Sol, reporting from the newsroom deep within the bowels of Vault 13.

Back to you, Lum.