Category Archives: Dude

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

Posted on January 22, 2008 by Scott Jennings| 3 Comments

Learn English through the power of Starcraft!

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In The Grim Future Of Hello Kitty, There Is Only War

Posted on January 18, 2008 by Scott Jennings| 18 Comments

As a protest against assault weapons bans, one rifle enthusiast in California decided to create a weapon that would “alleviate the fears of (his) fellow citizens and gun-banning legislators when (he) put together a new AR-15 for (his) wife.”

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Now THAT is a mod.

Posted on January 10, 2008 by Scott Jennings| 11 Comments

Texas gamer builds nuclear reactor in his parent’s basement

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Uh… Whaaaa?

Posted on December 22, 2007 by Scott Jennings| 20 Comments

My brain just exploded. I blame Schild.

I’d comment… but seriously. What would I say? Other than my head lolling and going “duurrrrrr”.

Edit: sadly for the cause of random discordia, but happily for everyone working at SOE, John Smedley rang up Massively and said “Uh… whaaa? No. No. What are you people smoking? NO.”

So instead, I leave you with scenes from the next ZapakOE MMO.

Edit Again: the original story’s been pulled from the Times of India site. Link now goes to Reuters’ coverage of the non-story!

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Yes, That's A Problem

Posted on December 7, 2007 by Scott Jennings| 63 Comments

Auran’s CEO, responding to rumors of Fury’s imminent cancellation:

Sadly, too many players have only experienced a savage beating at the hands of veteran players.

A friend of mine was moved to comment*, upon hearing the news:

Hey, game designer! 1997 called, they want their problems back.

* not an exact quote, but if I quoted exactly, my blog would be NC17.

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Posted in Dude, Fury, PeenVPeen, _

Gaming Media Issues Threats Against My Korean Soul Jar

Posted on December 5, 2007 by Scott Jennings| 17 Comments

Dammit, could you people stop threatening my livelihood with your wacky speculations? For, you know, at least a month or so?

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Posted in Dude, EA, The Borg, _

It Will Be Twelve Minutes Long And Have 19 Guitar Solos

Posted on December 3, 2007 by Scott Jennings| 13 Comments

Metallica’s new single to world premiere…. on Rock Band

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Best Headline Ever

Posted on November 29, 2007 by Scott Jennings| 2 Comments

Drug Czar Toppled By Drug Bolsheviks

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Truth In Advertising

Posted on November 29, 2007 by Scott Jennings| 12 Comments

Stuck in traffic while passing a Walgreen’s on the way home tonight, I noticed their neon sign was advertising various products, all with the tagline:

BUY ONE – GET ONE

Why, yes, that is the essential promise of commerce that I expect when purchasing things.

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