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JESSICA MULLIGAN TO SHADOWBANE FANS: NEENER NEENER [Author: Lum the Mad]

In what’s mostly a recap of our previous coverage combined with the assertion “I heard that too!”, Ms. Mulligan says Shadowbane may be the greatest unrequited love since Antony and Cleopatra (oh, they actually got it on? OK, someone else then), along with her tale of woe when face to face with Big Steppin’ Razor Cat Daddy Fishbone Mike Wilson:

At that point, Wilson leaned toward a microphone and said, “The winners will be companies like ours, who know how to develop top games.”

(These include, I assume, Kingdom Under Fire and Rune.)

At any point, Mulligan misses the point: GODGames doesn’t exist any more, except as a reference in People Screwed By Todd Porter Trading Cards. They got borged by Take Two. Take Two sucks. Trust me, the worst thing you want is for Take Two to actually try and “support” an MMO title. It would be like… well, UO.

The best case scenario would be if Wolfpack suddenly discovers that the Evil Overlord Contract they signed included a Princess Isn’t Technically A Virgin clause and they can book it to be published by someone else. ANYONE else.