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I’M NOT SURE HOW TO DEFINE MORALITY, BUT I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT! [Author: Lum the Mad]

Last week a link appeared on this site, which redirected viewers to a different site that resorted to using pornography to talk about Shadowbane. I apologize to those who I offended by allowing the link to appear on my site. My site is about bugs and exploits, but NOT the exploitation of women. This is what I feel the particular page and site had been focusing on. As a husband and father of two daughters, I try to present my views, although sometimes controversial, in a way that is open and entertaining to any gender and age. This style of propaganda is shameful and I apologize for those individuals offended by it. You will not see this style or links to this type of material ever on my sites.

So, Dr. Twister, International Man of Mystery, was offended by our examination of Shadowbane’s Labor Theory of Value (warning – not only is that link not worksafe, it offends Dr. Twister). Well, you know, it’s good to know that the good Dr. is keeping his children, and mine, and yours safe from having to see heavily censored Playboy centerfolds accidentally while reading about how to cheat others in multiplayer games. THE MAN IS ON THE CASE.

I mean, dear God, imagine! While downloading the latest hack for Asheron’s Call, they might wander off to a page that says the word “fuck”! Oh shit, I’ve made the problem worse! No! I did it again! STOP ME! I’m destroying the morality of our young! When they’re breaking into people’s homes in UO and stealing them blind, they might use foul language! Obviously this can’t be allowed to continue. I’m not sure what we can do about this, but I’m pretty sure forcing Myschyf into a convent is probably step one on the list.

As their recruiting letters go, Looking for a site to express your opinions on the current slew of MMO games comming out? Do you desire a site that will not censor your opinions. A site that will not force you into a set of guidelines. If this is so, the Dr.Twister Network is for you. AS LONG AS THERE ARE NO PICTURES OF NEARLY NAKED WOMEN, MIND YOU.

Anyway, I’m a Republican. I approve of forcing morality down other people’s throats, right? So maybe Dr. Twister is on the right track. Step one of making the internet safe for Twister’s kids – quit making them update his sites. Being on the Internet that long can lead you to madness, and possibly Salon.

Dr. Twister, your trusty moral adviser. The world HAS turned upside down.