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GODDAMIT, BRANNON BRAGA, JUST DIE ALREADY

No spoilers for you Europeans who haven’t seen the season finale of Enterprise yet (although the comments probably will – forewarned is forearmed or something).

Just turn off the TV after you see the weapon blow up. It’s better that way. Trust me.

God. For the first 50 minutes I was thinking that they finally recaptured the best of all the Treks – rip-roaring adventure from the original series, complex arcs and sub-arcs from DS9, the Enterprise was ACTUALLY LOOKING LIKE IT WAS IN A WAR instead of Voyager’s pristine “oh, we wash the ship after every episode”, and the Andorians even got to play Han Solo. Then… bleah. An ending Voyager fans would groan at.

Just shoot the corpse and walk away. It’s better that way. And this from a diehard Trek fan.