Sanya Weathers on… um, lots. Mostly about That Girl In Vent You All Know. But also about Twilight!
The sound of your voice is like a vampire’s fang. Not that we believe in vampires, unlike you. And seriously, side note, grow up. The Twilight books are shitty fantasy lite for twelve year olds who are afraid of sex. None of the Cullen boys could get it up with a vacuum pump and a squad of fluffers, from what we can tell.
Sadly, That Girl still has better gear than I do.