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ACCORDING TO OLDMANMURRAY, THEY’RE ALSO GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS QUAKE 3 DEMO FOR MAC ONLY THING [Author: lum]

(AP) From the helpful diatribes of the Utopian Anarchist Party, the only political movement actually trying to take credit for the Littleton massacre, comes this trenchant analysis of current trends in gaming…

The gaming issue that really bothers us right now is the delay of Birth of the Federation! Where is our Master of Orion II sequel motherfuckers? Some of us here used to fight with our girlfriends over whether to play MOOII or fuck them, and now you keep pushing the sequal back, so we’re stuck with these empty brained, big-breasted bitches! Oh wait, maybe that’s not a bad thing …

Lum the Mad, when asked for comment, snorted and replied “Only virgins talk like that.”