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ANARCHY ONLINE STILL DOWN, BUT SECURELY DOWN [Author: Lum the Mad]

In case you’ve been waiting for Funcom to add SSL encryption to their web server, according to Funcom’s patch server it’s up now. I have to take the patch server’s word for it, since, like seemingly every other server associated with Funcom the past two days, it doesn’t really want to work very much.

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