It Is Time For Cat

*cat jumps on chest*

"Oh, hello, I was using that keyboard."

*human tries to type around cat, cat positions herself in front at all times to maximize attention*

"Oh, FINE"

*human gives cat a head rub, cat purrs gleefully.*

*human thinks this looks awfully cute, digs phone out*

*cat patiently waits while human digs phone out of pants, calls up camera app, lines up picture of cat, at which point the cat saunters off into another room*

*me to myself*"They do this intentionally."