A Brief (Lack Of) Programming Note
I’ve been sick. I spent the past few days doing nothing besides watching cable news blearily. (That includes sleeping. As in, I haven’t been.)
Apparently there is fighting in the Middle East. Who knew?
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Look Upon Thy Works, You
When I was a young punk I dyed my hair, sneered at everyone, and thought “Kill your parents” was an arch joke.
Now my generation dyes their hair (to hide the grey), sneers at the camera, and exhorts you to let your parents die for their stock options.
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The Stab In The Back
As entertainment a while back, I used to tell the story of World War One. It was great fun at parties. I’d get rolling during work lunches at bougie little lunch places, and half of the establishment would be staring balefully at our table around the time I cut