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A MAJESTIC MOVE BY ELECTRONIC ARTS [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

Dear Majestic Player,

EA has temporarily suspended service on Majestic. Given the recent national tragedy, we feel that some of the fictional elements in the game may not be appropriate at this time. We will contact you again concerning resumption of the game.

We appreciate your patience and understanding.

Regards,

The Majestic Team

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