A SMALL READING LESSON FOR THE SLOWER AMONG US [Author: Lum the Mad]

Mys – chyf (alternate spelling – Raving Azn Nazi Lesbian Hellbitch, Pr0n Queen, Can Probably Beat You Up)

Liet – gard -is (alternate spelling – l33tgard15, Devil With The Red Dress On, Wants To Sit Like One Of The Boys)

Lum (well, it’s only one syllable and three letters, so that one was actually spelled correctly)

This service brought to you by Darktide.org, where, thanks to a wonderously and magically spelled letter writing campaign by everyone’s favorite gender-bending peekay Azile, rightously pissed peekays everywhere are now sending email to MyschEf. The problem here is that MyschEf does not actually exist, so the mail is falling into my amused and spellbound lap. Or email client, as the case may be. Here’s a sample.

Next time you decide to make a stupid dumbshit out of yourself with another bullshit post like you did on Asheron’s Call and Darktide being to blame, go fuck a tree.

OUCHIE. SPLINTERS.

You can’t even get factual data to support your opinion so you decide to find a mindless dumbass’s post and use that? Get a life.

So, MyschEf, wanting to show that people on Darktide are mindless dumbasses, found a post by a mindless dumbass on Darktide. MY GOD WHAT WAS SHE THINKING. Obviously she needs to be flogged.

Your posts sound like chinese communist propagranda ;P

I’d point out here that Myschyf already talked to one of the more reasonable Darktide personalities on CoD and apologized for assuming everyone on Darktide were Gear-using Godmode-exploiting KoC brain trusts, but that would spoil the fun. On with the show!

(note: myschyf@lumthemad.net, please.)