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AIR CONDITIONING - IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING

Just got back from the Texas desert, and true to my word, I didn’t take any pictures. Well, OK, actually I did. They’re with the rest of my report on what happens when a whole bunch of UO people drive out in the desert and ask what happened to smiths, anyway.

Also, apparently, while I was passed out or something I went on Siege and lit up a toke or two while listening to Metallica. The UONN has the full story.

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